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[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 day ago (5 children)

In Idiocracy the president hired the world’s smartest man to successfully solve an existential problem.

We’re in a significantly worse situation.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to add that the Honorable President Dwayne Camacho didn't rape kids.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho put some respect on his name.

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always felt that that current times are the buildup to Idiocracy rather than actually being Idiocracy. All the people in charge who did stupid shit that led to that world are what is happening now.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

yep this is what people miss. the idiocracy world is the after effects not the current

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been reading political fiction since I was in grade school.

Including Lex Luthor, the President on "24" who was being controlled by a cabal, and the one who goes insane* Trump is still the worst of them all.

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_Camp_David Night of Camp David.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Holy shit, that wiki plot synopsis

Iowa Senator Jim MacVeagh is summoned to Camp David by US President Mark Hollenbach. MacVeagh, who is expected to become Hollenbach's next Vice President, becomes concerned because Hollenbach shows signs of intense paranoia. He erratically expresses his desire to develop a closer relationship between the United States and the Soviet Union, and attempts to cut ties with US allies in Europe. Hollenbach believes the US news media are conspiring against him. MacVeagh is the only person who notices that Hollenbach's mind is crumbling, as the presidential advisors and politicians he attempts to warn ignore him. The sole person in possession of evidence of Hollenbach's mental decline is his mistress, Rita. Hollenbach puts both MacVeagh and Rita under an FBI investigation.

Anybody reading this should guess when you think this book was written.

Tap for spoilerBecause I sure as fuck could hardly believe the answer is 1965

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Elon with Hyperloop enters the room. /s

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Only after a couple centuries of intellectual downslide.

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A thing I find funny as fuck.

President Camacho, once it was shown to him that plants need water, did the right thing.

Think about it, a president, doing what needs to be done, even against the wishes of the elites

[–] c64z86@piefed.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Yeah but by then the elites were also dumbed down along with the rest of the people, as everything was taken care of by the computer systems because nobody could work anything anymore, so he had very little resistance.

But still kudos to him for being a president that actually gave a crap.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Imagine what Camacho could do with 6 months of presidential immunity if he had it at the end of his term, and a convicted sex offender was running for office.

You know,... unlike someone in particular.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can we decide the presidency via cage fight instead of election? I know a place to hold the festivities...

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

6 months later: "All rise for President Rogan"

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago

😬🤢🤮

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Algae are technically plants.

And they crave it

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It’s what I think of when I see Protein crammed into every junk food and drink.

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 16 points 1 day ago

It's got electrolytes

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For the last time, I'm pretty sure... what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

So wait a minute. What you're saying... is that you want us to put water on the crops.

Yes. Water.

Like out the toilet?

Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, veah, that's the idea.

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Okay, look.

The plants aren't arowing, so l'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.

Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.

Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?

You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?

Brawndo's got what plants crave.

Goddamn it. Yeah, it's got electrolytes.

What are electrolytes? Do you even know?

It's what they use to make Brawndo.

Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.

After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason... and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants... and that they wanted water. He made believers out of everyone.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This movie is no longer satire it's documentary, COVID made me realize how people act in movies is almost 1:1 in reality. The same with the current state we have now.

[–] tankplanker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Covid made me realise that even the dumbest person in a horror movie who goes down into the basement on their own, actually exist.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

And that they vote in large numbers

Yeah, i think that's it. It was pretty much just a hyperbolic commentary on the 2000s and the world kept heading in that direction.

It gets a lot of flak for it's eugenics themes. I agree that the problem isn't a system that breeds people genetically predisposed to stupidity. I would have preferred it if the movie had chosen a different mechanism for the dumbing down of the population.

Personally, I think it's socioeconomic. Rising wealth inequality is causing a decline in the quality of the average median level of education.

[–] newton@feddit.online 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ty ,best one to start the day , I loved the film

[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I made this and the film is gold!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

i read somewhere a long time ago that algae could be grown for use in alternate fuel formulae.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Big oil will save the pool.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

heh. hardly. though they probably have a better clean up apparatus than that ignorant orange bitch's crew

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean though murder. Don't let them catch wind of an alternative to dino goo.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Its wat the Planets, gave,

[–] newton@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago

Evermecine ?

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Watch the movie Idiocracy.