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[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 83 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Bottom right should be white Jesus instead.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago

Jesus in general to be honest.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 73 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I haven't met a baphomet follower I didn't like.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'll have to introduce you to Greg some time.

[–] adarza@piefed.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

he actually fits all four squares here. approach with caution

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

I knew a Greg once in grade school and junior high.... When I met them again in adult life they were a lady but remembered me. I give her kindness but it's still weird running into someone like that at work who knows you but you don't recognize them (for obvious reasons)

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 1 month ago

I hated Greg. He always insists upon himself.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The only Greg I ever knew lived in Ohio and we all know about Ohio.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Probably because members of TST aren't followers of Baphomet. They don't even believe it's a real entity, let alone follow it or worship it.

[–] Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Am I living in a bubble? I have never met an annoying satanist.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe OP means Christians?

[–] Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

If that is the case. I have met many annoying ones. The ones who stand out the most are the mormon missionaries who stalked me one summer, that had me so on edge and staring over my shoulder.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aren't swifties a brand of cleaning and dusting contraptions?

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

I think that's Swiff_er_?

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

yes you are

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Satanists are annoying but only to shitheads because they remind the christofascists of the logical consequences of their actions/rules.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

idk lavey was a pretty icky dude

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago

LaVey got his shtick from Ayn Rand, and his Satanism was basically opposition to the hippie peace-and-love stuff. Nowadays, its attitude is indistinguishable from mainstream Republican Christianity.

The Satanic Temple were (AFAIK) a prank/art project based around the thought experiment of “if Christianity is about cruelty and domination, what if Satanism was about niceness?” The people running it are allegedly somewhat problematic, though its existence did spawn a raft of sincere Satanic-themed social-justice movements like the Global Order of Satan.

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He could not be more divorced from the modern satanic temple which has essentially absolutely nothing to do with religion/worship/woowoo of any kind and only uses the religion label to leverage the same kind of loopholes that are baked in to society to benefit christian nationalism. They support atheism and science and just try to be as annoying and obstructive to organized religion in government as possible.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

He played a mean calliope, but that's the nicest thing I can think to say of him.

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[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (12 children)

No im pretty sure christianity has the worst fan base , bar none

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Holy fuck that video gave me the creeps. The head is too big too, like a Doctor Who alien costume but human.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll raise you; zionists

Because at least these megachurch pastor types are only diddling kids and getting plastic injections, and not making entire swathes of land uninhabitable with white phosphorus, glyphosphate and thermobaric bombs.

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[–] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Worst Political Compass ever.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago

Baphomet is clearly libleft.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sleet01@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Crossfit enthusiast.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] straussbelial@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Probably the user is a Christian 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Because only Christians believe in him

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I would've gone with Ayn Rand, Chris Rock, the Trinity of monotheist drietjes and Adam Smith.

But to each their own aggregating fanbase

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

More Baphomets should have breasts

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This one might not because it might be possible to reject its installation on that ground.

The Satanic Temple uses it to get Christian statues removed by saying “oh you have a Christian statue so in order to not discriminate based on religion, you need to install ours too”

I can imagine that the US is so prude that boobs might prevent that from working

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry is it not Baphomet (top left) ?

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago
[–] brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Canonically, Baphomet does have breasts as well as male features along with wings and scales, solve (dissolve) coagula (combine), pointing up and down, etc...

Whole thing is symbolism for balance and opposites. Just an edgier YinYang iirc originally dreamt up to slander/persecute the Knights Templar after they had gained too much power (and again iirc maybe have been doing some raw ass shit, but I am no KT historian and the Catholic church isn't what you would call a neutral party in recording what happened)

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Swift, Marx, Clinton and Baphomet, one way or another those solicitors are getting you off.

[–] vanitasvanitatum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
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