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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

In Oklahoma, people put deer statues by the highway for this effect.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Works great, until people get so used to them that they ignore real children and deer.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same in Korea, but it's actually effective:

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. Good luck running a red light with those placed at the intersection…

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I mean, you can run it.... Once.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They tried this in the states, but they were riddled with bulletholes and cost too much to replace. They went back to real children, for economic and cultural reasons.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago

Should've made them out of tannerite

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn, that went dark fast.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

For the children, too

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Great, condition drivera to ignore children because "Mon dieu! Another one of those fakes!"

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Nah it's obvious the mannequin can't smoke.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why you have to put real children in there randomly so it's a schrodinger paradox where you don't know if there's something living in there until you hit it.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

No they need to make these imposters into lifelike robots that actually run out in traffic and cause accidents.

If you're lucky, nobody will see it and you can bury the robot in a shallow grave and pour electrolye on it to destroy the evidence.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dang. French kids are weird looking

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The French are weird looking. (I'm jking)

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What will happen is people will tune them out. And real children too.

[–] Seimhe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

A good traffic management plan acknowledges that when child predators slow down to look, it slows everyone else down too. /s

That fake child is ugly. It would be wrong not to speed up.

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I haven't seen one yet. Maybe they don't use them in every part of France?

I've seen a few of them, in different regions i think, but definitely not in every town, and in my experience it's more of a rural village with a big road passing through thing.

i mean there only has to be one for this to technically be true

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Every muscle in my body would be screaming to swerve the car into that monstrosity. Imagine seeing it at night.

[–] nexttech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just increase the fines for going over the speed limit

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nexttech@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Interesting , why do you think that?

Because i was born in a wealthy family , and even my rich dad doesn't constantly accumulate fines jusst because he can afford to pay them!

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Because even though specifically your father chooses to follow the law, there is effectively no enforcement mechanism to prevent him from breaking it. It's not illegal for me to loudly announce the next stop on the bus, but I still abstain from doing it because I'm not an obnoxious asshole. Your father obeying the speed limit can be seen in the same way (plus, of course, that he may have a decent sense of self-preservation).

Fact is, if a rich person like your father is in a rush, they can choose to say "fuck it, I don't have time for this", and go speeding. Of course, anyone can do that, but the potential fine can be a strong deterrent for others, while having no influence on the rich. If you're caught and the fine is incurred, the punishment that can be debilitating for most people is a less than minor inconvenience for the rich.

[–] nexttech@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Ah yes that is true . Your answer made me see things in another way , Thanks !

So can we consider putting a toy kid on the side of the road genuis?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tie them to income or wealth instead.

[–] nexttech@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Tie what ? the kids ?

This is way stupider than tipping.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Waymos hate this one trick.