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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Probably modern electric drums.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] rmrf@lemmy.ml 6 points 13 hours ago

Automatic sidewalk blocker

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

But srsly to me it does feel like the future, because when I was a kid "by the year 2000" was synonymous with a glorious future of space hotels, undersea cities, moon bases... I can't believe we're a quarter of the way through the 21st Century and none of that has happened. On the plus side we did get really spiffy new ways to buy stuff we don't need with money we don't have, and fingertip access to pretty much all of human knowledge, which most of us ignore in our endless quest for entertainment. But oh well.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, because you were thinking of all the ways technology could have been awesome, while what they were working on was making it funnel all the world's wealth to a handful of people.

[–] FalcoLombardi1@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Fucked up thing is some of that has happened, but you need to have been born into generational wealth to be a part of those things. Ritchie Ricn is just moralisticly better version of Musk. Or at least a version less hooked on coach K

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fake money for criminals helped me buy weed when I didn't have a local dealer. It's also how I pay for Mullvad. So fake money for criminals wins.

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago

I miss when that was what the fake money was for instead of the bullshit broligarch grift.

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I demand privacy, so I'm a criminal anyways

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

depends. not universally, that's right. don't buy dogecoin for privacy.

[–] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Also depends on your definition of privacy. Some people confuse privacy (not seeing what you do) with anonimity (not knowing who you are).

Public blockchains (like BTC) have zero privacy, as everyone sees the transactions and balances, meanwhile private ones (like XMR) supposedly avoid anyone but two people in a transaction to know that transaction happened, or even to know each other's balance.

In both cases, I would say you are as anonymous as your way to turn the coin from/into fiat is (P2P, KYC or non-KYC platforms, etc.).

Like with AI, I like crypto as a concept, but the practice... (specially the resources both consume for what little benefit they end up having)

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

You can swap Monero with a more common coin on a decentralized exchange with no KYC, and then cash that out at your Coinbase or whatever.

Also, Monero is very efficient for a proof of work coin, partially because it's designed to be mined on regular, consumer grade PCs.

According to Google, it uses somewhere between 645 and 650 GWh annually, compared to between 150 and 204.4 Terawatt-hours (TWh) for Bitcoin.

Bitcoin was the first, and as is usually the case, that makes it one of the worst.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Every time someone posts this meme, I feel compelled to add "forums for communists".

[–] WrathEnchanter@europe.pub 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Big Tech made Lemmy so that communists wouldn't organize in real life

[–] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Nah, infighting always works best.

[–] Leomas@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think your priorities are in the wrong place if you think about "forums for communists" instead of "telegram channels with incel nazis".

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 7 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

I interpreted it as them mentioning lemmy (since lots of lemmy users are communists or socialists of some flavor), but if they meant to complain I agree with you completely

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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
  • Doorbell surveillance network
  • Self-service identity theft
  • State secrets betting house
  • Billionaire fan club fund
[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago
  • autonomous, moving surveillance network
  • activity detection across walls
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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

The exposure of hotels using surveillance pricing. A room should cost a hunnert bucks a night. Not $100 or $150 or $200 or $250 etc., depending on which "app" you pray to. Am I right Trivago?

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