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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
  • Doorbell surveillance network
  • Self-service identity theft
  • State secrets betting house
  • Billionaire fan club fund
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What's self-service identity theft?

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

Verified identities online, passport, face scan

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago
  • autonomous, moving surveillance network
  • activity detection across walls
[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Very good additions.

I would add that the state-secrets betting houses are also more broadly insider-trading betting houses