Uh...hands that work?

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Uh...hands that work?

You're just jealous of their long pinky
mmm finger soup
Wait till you see the writing.
well yeah, that's the ancient language of the old ones, of course they make great shiplap nailers....
Wow, it's like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.
How does this even happen... I can't imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking "this is fine".
Is this like a highschool web design project or something... "Must have 5 images"?
This slop is SEO spam made by the bots themselves. It's all I seem to get now from google searches now.
Person placing images in the site is likely not person
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Is that third one from the famous film Johnny Nailgunhands?
Yes, he had his accident before he got into acting.
The second is just like a home improvement version of Barret from Final Fantasy VII
When you lose your hand to a circular saw, it just can make sense to get a nailgun hand.
The one with the knuckles on the wrong side of the hand is kind of troubling
So bad, only AI can hallucinate it apparently. Like, you couldnβt find a single carpenter for a model? There are plenty, I assure you.
You don't need to find a carpenter. The marketing photos are free to use right off [brand] website
Dear Lord that's bad. The whole website must be god awful, I didn't peek at it yet. But seriously with pics like that I'd put money on the website leading to some sort of scam.
Probably created by AI without any human reviewing anything.
Omfg xD https://nailerguy.com/nail-for-gun/
Edit: π«₯ https://nailerguy.com/nail-gun-magazine-spring-replacement/
Edit 2: Oh god no.... https://nailerguy.com/nail-count-estimator-for-deck-boards/
Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup

I really liked the nail guns in Quake I
My favorite weapon. I want one for real.

Some days I feel like I have two right hands.
...as well as some finger-fingers and a wrist-thumb?
Mom drank a lot during pregnancy.
I doubt alcohol is strong enough for that.
Maybe mom liked drinking paint?
what the fuck

Well I didnβt know fisting a nail gun was a thingβ¦
Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn't even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it's all here. π
Edit - oh wait, there's actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!
Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite

Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.
Is this a concept art for a new video game?

Honestly that would be cool in a doom game
Ash Williams takes up carpentry
Nail guns... Now in Nightmare Edition
I would never want to buy a product when you cant even photograph the actual item. absurd
All the pics in this thread have me alternating between laughing and crying at their inanity!
Fuck. Nightmare fuel
Images spoilered due to uncanny horror:
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Is that an alien?
No human was involved in the creation and posting of this article
Oh now that makes sense to me. I was trying to figure out how anyone could possibly think those were acceptable images. But it makes sense if the entire site is fully generated.
I love it when common items that everyone generally knows the look of but isn't a strict shape intersects with things that are seldom photographed/discussed every day. Bonus points if its appearance/use requires object permanence in any way.
AI is absolute dogshit at any of it despite being a basic skill even toddlers know. It can't even fix itself without someone manually patching every dumb edge case people find.
He put this image right above "safety first" without a hint of fucking irony.

the text also seems to be generated slop lol
Nailgun hands would be fun for a couple hours
That page layout is an immediate red flag for me that screams AI every time.