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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm thinking of Pink Floyd. What does that make me?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe it makes you comfortably numb? Donno

[–] synestia@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 hours ago

Can you show me where it hurts?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 14 hours ago

Yup. Nobody would paint a chair with these mistakes

[–] phar@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I don't know either of those. I think of the Beatles or the Doors. Or the singing WB frog.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why have you made a clay bust of William Murderface?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Because I woke up with a clowns hand down my pants. That's what I did today...

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

Congratulations?

[–] ChaoticGoodHeart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Nowayays, having a telephone line us like hanging up the phone. Only us really old farts still remember what it means.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

Neither, really. I can't say that "hello" brings any song to mind.

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I just cracked my knee. Because I've been sitting without moving my legs for too long. Also, because it's wet and misty outside.

[–] CallMeAl@piefed.zip 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Let me get your walker Gramps.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Or you're a fan of good music.

... who can also tell the incoming weather with their knee

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I think of Bambi and thumper, that's how bad it is