I don't think I can ever go back to not having one
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I miss having a bidet so much. You don't know what youre missing until you do
I got mine from Costco. Was like $99. Worth every penny!
Which one?! I didn't know they sold bidets!
I also warn people all the time about bidets: You instantly and irreversibly get ~~addicted~~ hooked after first use.
I installed one 3 or 4 years ago. I went with the nozzle on a hose type.
Congrats on the clean starfish.

Worthy upgrade. There's some good YouTube comparisons too. I'm kinda surprised that Lowes and HD don't carry more brands in stock, seems mine an untapped part of the market.
Lowe's and HD suck ass, and not in the good way
Good choice. I've been using mine for much longer and have converted a few visitors as well.
Now, for maximum comfort during the evacuation process, the next step is a full squat platform (lilipad good, squatty potty bad). The advantages of the platform are subtle but measurable. Ideally you want one that sits below the knobs of the bidet, so it is more likely you'll want to DIY.
Why is squatty potty bad? I only know them from their ads in youtube
so jelly. I have wanted one forever. what did you end up getting? When I was doing better I was intent on doing it but sorta had decision paralysis.
LuxeBidet is the model I got.
Totally entry level, hooks up to the water supply to the toilet tank. No heat or special features, stupid easy to install. Price around $50.
To my mind, no need to go more expensive until you know more what you might want.
I do have an aunt and uncle who got an expensive toilet bidet unit with heated seat and all the features... after having tried my bidet while visiting.
Plus with the cheap unit you get the bonus of hearing the startled yelps of your uninitiated guests as cold water hits their asshole for the first time.
I installed luxebidets during covid. Still working great. My wife and I both work in hospitals and didn't have time to fight the crowd for TP.
Dude I got a cheap $40 or $50 one from Amazon years ago that just sprays cold water and it's glorious. It doesn't matter which one you get, you just gotta get that water on your butt hole!
Nothing like a sparkling clean asshole you could eat off of.
Don’t leave us in the dark! What model did you get?!
Welcome to the club!
but it's got warm water
A person of high standards! A fine luxury indeed!