Bet you can't roast me harder than capitalism already does
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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so I'm going to be insulting you all for the next week, but I'm doing it out of love.
are you my entire family?
too real
a roast? sorry i dont eat meat
Oooh do me!
It'd take a magician (Criss Angel) to make me do you in any sense of the word.
You just got mind freaked.
How is this different from your normal posting
Blud really out here a decade later talking about roasting people. What? Did your dial up just finish loading reddit? Like the only roasting you're doing is some carrots so you dont damage your dentures, old dog. They'll really be out here like "I bet you can't even shine shoes as well as one-legged Hitchens down on 5th and Perriwinkle!"
okay but you have to do the gilbert gottfried voice
Take your shot, loser. But be warned, I fire back. 🤓
Ok, Jeffrey Ross' ejaculate ...
Roast this, roast that. Why dontcha go roast some sweet potatoes?
How to roast a white person:
tell them to touch grass
You look like a man who shaves with a brawndo, dyes his hair and is lucky to get his dick hard on his birthday if the wind blows in the right direction.