cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1179380/waking-up-to-72-virgins-be-like
If you think those are virgins, you've not seen that room under black light.
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2026
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I assure you. They 100% are not virgins.
Except the aces, which is fine too.
Aces have sex though, common misconception.
This room fucks; the whole floor they rented at the hotel for this convention was probably a blast.
Yup, some do! There's a whole spectrum out there. My point is, though, that some don't, and that's okay.
right, of course, they go to giant conventions across the world at great expense at hotels booked wall-to-wall with exhibits full of porn and giant wacky dildos, then they go up to their hotel rooms and nobody there gets laid.
Makes total sense to me. Yep.
Of course. It is chaste enjoyment of the body as art. Largely academic
... Nah dude furries fuck so much. It's uh. Kind of impressive how much sexing there is at a furry convention.
They have a hard time finding venues because nobody wants to host them because of the unbelievable number of used condoms their cleaning staff finds after.
Lmao, you know nothing about furries apparently. Or conventions in general for that matter.
72 virgins? Nah, give me 72 of your nastiest, baddest sluts and I'll bomb the nearest kindergarden right this second
The person in the chicken costume cracks me up.
Person in the chicken costume cracks me
I don't want 72 virgins, who are probably virgins for a reason: unattractive, boring, gay, sexually repressed, too young, etc.
I want 72 horny sluts.
"Where should I walk my dog today?"
Hey I found Waldo!
Banger.