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[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Origami snails, mothafuckas!

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mah evil butterfly will eat ya snail

Nom nom nom

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh phooey, image failed to load for me ☹️

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

LOL, awesome!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

If there were beings that existed in 4 linear dimensions they could make a roll of paper towel cubes, just tear a cube off the roll.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fill the cube with shaving/whipped cream and chuck it at someone.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, someone get this person a hug, STAT

<(o_o)>

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

It just reminded me of a book I got from the library in 4th grade that was just instructions for a ton of different paper airplanes, and one of them had a box like this it suggested to do that with 🤣

Hard as hell to make and didn't fly for shit; especially with the weight of shaving cream in the box.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

😂I see, a precious memory.

Even if it didn't fly, the failures must've been pretty fun.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know which paper plane flies father every time

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You probably meant 'further' but I was wondering for a while if your comment counts as inverted dad joke in its current state. Also, which paper plane? Inquiring toddlers need to know.

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"Farther". May have been a simple typo.

And as a father, I can confidentry say that a paper airplane that's tightly scrunched into a ball flies the farthest in our household.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 day ago

Technically they're rectangular prisms.