this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2026
441 points (96.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

40498 readers
3690 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 57 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

... Autistic people eat only fried garbage? That doesn't seem exclusively neurodivergent to be honest. I know some have that thing about food textures, but...

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's more the fact these processed foodstuffs are absolutely held to the same flavour and manufacturing over and over and over. It's routine in food form

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I couldn't agree more. I love veggies

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Where are my dunkaroos, and broccoli?

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ick, they're all touching each other

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Once you pour ketchup all over everything it doesn't matter.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] jimp@feddit.uk 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] annoyed_onion@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Best in the world

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] DebraBucket@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, Scrub Daddies are made from polymerized mashed potatoes so they are delicious fried

[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lol they're actually fried mashed potatoes.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

0/10, different foods are touching each other.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 12 points 3 weeks ago

That looks absolutely delicious.

Not sure if that's Autism or Britishness to be honest.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some of these can burn in hell

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Get that abomination of a waffle fry out of here. It's kind isn't welcome here

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But they're waffley versatile!

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

grill 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em, eat 'em

[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh look. A bunch of shit my granddaughters claim they're going to eat, so I buy, but then they only take a couple of bites and announce that these don't taste the same as the ones mom gets.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Beige buffet

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Sample platter for a 10 year old kid. Just need some hotdogs 🌭

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm autistic, and this is absolutely disgusting.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

not autistic, just adhd and picky but oh my word that looks divine

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

My autistic son wouldn't eat any of those. Not even one. I wish he would.
But it looks like a sampler for just about any NT kid I've known.

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just out of curiosity, what does he eat?

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He eats cheese pizza only, peanut butter, cereal, sometime yogurt, hamburgers sometimes, hot dogs, ham and cheese (but often not the bread), suprisingly buttered bread, toast and mostly food that comes in bar form. Granola bars and many of the variations of those. And of course ice cream, candy, and a variety of deserts.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What do you think would happen if you walked him through the process of cooking a burrito?

Ground beef, some cheese, salsa/mild hot sauce, sour cream, shredded iceberg lettuce, soft tortilla?

It sounds like he actually has a fair acceptable range of flavor and texture profiles... the good thing with like a burrito is that you can just basically eat all the parts of it individually.

My guess would be that the salsa/spicy sauce would be the most likely to offend...?

Or maybe if a burrito is a bit much, more like a quesadilla?

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The only vegtable is the tomato sauce on the pizza and in the spaghetti o's. Like c'mon... Where are the fries?

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The dinos and curved things below whats probably 2 fish sticks are likely chicken. The smile faces and letters are probably fries

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Dinos could also be turkey.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] wpb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't get the connection to autism. Could someone explain the joke?

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of autistic people lean towards eating ultra-processed foods because it's a predictable sensory experience. They might order a burger, but request no tomato/pickles. Or a pizza, but only cheese and pepperoni.

It follows that an autistic person might eat children's food into adulthood because it's what they know.

Of course not all autistic people are like this, but it's why a platter with dinosaur nuggets and spaghettio's would be called an autistic sampler.

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Some autists only eat beige food. Same as some non-autists. No real connection, just a cutesy meme making autists look like children.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Death row last meal

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Jeeves! A beige banquet for one, my good man!

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

My husband is autistic and he hates cheese (pizza is the ONLY exception), noodles, soup, anything creamy, beans, pasta, etc. What does his sampler plate look like?

Pepperoni pizza and fried coconut shrimp.

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmm, English breakfast.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

My autism will go into overdrive when eating this for bad reasons. There's nothing healthy on that plate. I need some veggies. Some nice tomato or cucumber slices, grilled eggplant or zucchini (why don't y'all just call it courgette smh). Maybe some mushrooms or something. Or pickles. One plate of veggies and then a little bit of the plate in the picture with a nice chunk of salmon, that'd do fine.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

hardened arteries.

[–] trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

I am autistic, my current workplace gives us meals like this and it becomes super boring after a week of this every dinner.

load more comments
view more: next ›