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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The fact that there's a performance based profit share is a huge draw

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

Also, if I remember correctly, the crew votes on the captain prior to setting sail and there are mechanisms in place to replace the captain if they aren't performing well enough.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Nice try IDF

[–] trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago

If we have a right to choose the captain I'm sold.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I know this is a shit post, but you really can voluteer to sail the world with the Nao Santa María,

https://www.fundacionnaovictoria.org/

I've been on it a while back, beautiful ship.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

A bucket list item of mine is to go on a training ship. I was eyeing up this one https://sailtraininginternational.org/vessel/statsraad-lehmkuhl/.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Aaand bookmarked. 100% going on my list of stuff to do.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

No concertina? It's like the piratey-est instrument!

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

The concertina has historically been a favorite instrument among people who travel often (due to its small and compact size), leading it to be a common instrument among soldiers, sailors, and cowboys. One was even brought aboard Robert Peary's 1891 expedition of the Greenland Arctic. Despite the pop-culture association of the concertina with the Golden Age of Piracy, the concertina was invented approximately 100 years after the heyday of piracy in the North Atlantic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concertina

Huh neat.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I hate my job, but at least I don't have all the scars in my body unheal and open up.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago

life didn't give us lemons

we made them ourselves

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A [*squints*] ~20 gun frigate with a crew of only 30-50? That's sounds like a startup nightmare. You'd probably want double that to be comfortable.

"Get in on the ground floor of our fast paced, dynamic environment! Must be self starter willing to work watch-on-watch for the team. No sick days."

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago

More rum for me.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

"You know how you normally work dog watches, 4 hours on, 4 hours off? Yeah... Well half the crew quit."

"As a result we're redistributing their watches to the remaining crew from now on. As a result, you can rest when we're in port"

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Having watched the linked video and its other part ages ago and again more recently, my chief question is always the same. Who begins the process? Given that the captain is just a crew member hired like the rest, who is the one that begins the recruiting process. Without covering that, it almost feels like piracy is caused by random, persuasive ships floating into port. Have I just missed that info every single time?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

Sometimes pirate crews started as mutineers. A merchant or navy ship has a captain that severely mistreats his crew. Eventually they get sick of him and maroon him somewhere or throw him overboard. At that point, everyone on that ship has probably already committed a capital offense (especially if it's a navy ship), so they literally have nothing to lose by becoming pirates at that point. If they're ever caught, they're already dead. Initially on the boat are just the folks who happened to be there at the time of the mutiny. But some filtering happens over time. Those who don't actually want to be pirates eventually slink off at one port stop or another. And new recruits are found via quiet conversations in port taverns. A lot of recruiting probably happens through personal contacts, "oh, we're going to port X? Why I have a cousin there that might be interested!"

Also, often pirate ships started off as privateers. A privateer is just like a pirate, except legal. Let's say Britain and France are at war. Britain issues letters of marque to any ship with captain and crew willing to raid French shipping. This is a way for the British crown to target French shipping at a fraction of the cost of having the Royal Navy do it themselves. (It's the Age of Sale equivalent of German U-boats raiding British shipping during WW2.) If such a privateer is caught by the French, they'll still be treated like pirates. But as far as the British are concerned, what they're doing is completely legal. They can go steal a French and ship then sail into any British port and unload their plunder. It's all completely legal and a culturally accepted part of warfare. As long as the captain had their official letter of marque, the harbormaster in any British port would let them participate freely and openly. As far as how these privateers got going? Simple capitalism. Some people with cash to invest would invest in a boat and crew, and attempt to make a profit from the conflict.

And that's all well and good, except what happens when the war ends? Those letters of marque were only good during wartime. And privateers don't get military retirement benefits. There's no pension or these folks. (Not even whatever pitiful equivalent existed for Navy sailors at the time.) Men who were risking their lives sailing the seas, plundering commerce in Britain's name? Well they're now all out of a job. And even if what they did was legal, it still carried a stigma. Job prospects may be quite poor for a former privateer, and it certainly won't be as lucrative. So, quite predictably, after the wars ended, often times the privateers just kept doing what they were good at. So many pirates were simply privateers that had been cut loose by their respective governments.

Usually sea captains of commercial/state ships did the recruiting by usually being extremely abusive and exploitive. All the pirates have to do is get their treasure and let the crew kill their captain and some will want to join.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That musical instrument list is a joke! No squeeze boxes? No woodwind? No percussion?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

I mean you can stamp your feet for percussion in a shanty

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Calm down Horatio.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
But times were tough and though I tried, the money wasn't there
'Til bankers came and took my land and told me "Fair is fair."

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always "no."
"Hire you now?" they'd laugh and say, "We just let forty go."
The government, it promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.

But I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone.
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know the tune, but it works to Banned from Argo.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I answered an ad like this posted by Elvis Barrett back in Nova Scotia. Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's privateers.

I don't know that I'd recommend the career.

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

does a cajon count?

[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Do they offer free limes in the office?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Gotta keep that scurvy away somehow

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You also kinda need to be able to hoist sails, tie knots, swab decks, carry heavy loads, wield a cutlass effectively, and all sorts of other things...

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Also sleep in a poorly ventilated room, in a tiny hammock, with 50 other men. Don't worry, you'd probably sleep well because you'd be so exhausted from the crushing physical labour. You'd be eating simple, unflavoured bread / crackers that are so hard that they need to be dunked in water for several minutes so they don't break your teeth. And, speaking of teeth, your new job does come with healthcare, but that's mostly tooth pulling and limb amputations. Anything else and you just need to suck it up. No sick days either, you show up for your shifts, 12+ hours a day, 7 days a week. Sickness is probably pretty common. 50 men sleeping in the same crowded, airless room. No washing, no soap. Toilets are simply a plank with a hole above the ocean. No toilet paper either.

But, you do get to sing sea shanties.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I can handle all that up to the part where there's no toilet paper. I already know I'm gonna be wet and salty and uncomfortable, but ain't no way in hell I'm getting diaper rash on top of that.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Eating rotten food is also important. Do it in the dark so you can't see what garbage you are eating...

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now..

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can I bring my pet parrot ?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do you even make the bass stay upright? Do you have to freeze it with its mouth open?

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

consults wellerman lyrics

hard pass

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Room and board? Sign me up

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