Uncle Fester
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I believe that's Johnny Gash
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
"I'm cut in half real bad Dewey!"
Slash
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
Sure let's do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
Tetanus
Rusty
Staph
That's the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
... basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Scarface
Tetanuir
Hubert
Pinky
Especially since this is NOT a pinky finger. Characters with built-in conflict make for better stories. Watch out for Pinky.
Laceration Larry
Ghastly
Seamus
Finger McFingerface
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
Funny, story.
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
Kevin.
Karl with a K
He will be played by Ryan Gosling in the future live action movie
Frank
You wanna know how I got these scars?!?!
thats Fingy, we hang.
Finguy McStabby
Digit
Scrubby
Mouthful of congealed blood
Tippy
Clyde
Mr. NitrileNextTime.
It looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat