Spooge

joined 4 days ago
[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

I neither see no fat lady, not hear no singing, but some good news is nice to hear.

Maybe there will be more goods news in months to come as far clogged arteries, stroke, or something fatal among evil world leaders.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 2 points 52 minutes ago

Mine isn't. I got it at Bed, Bath, and Infinitely Beyond.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

But it's also a speed

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Where are you that they are doing that? That's not the case where I am.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

You are not fun.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

It's not going away?

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

It's just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Daylight saving.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Metric time isn't real. That's the joke.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Sure, clanker.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Today is May 6th.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

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