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You know, often in these green text posts I have a takeaway that at least attempts sympathy toward the anon.

Fuckin nope, not here.

I would say its so hilariously pathetic that its a bit, but I've met people that are unironically like this.

Anon, you only exist because Sherman didn't finish the job.

He should have.

Here, a song for you before you meet your God:

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,

With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me;

As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,

while God is marching on.

Oh, imagine a world where that describes current day 'Republican Jesus'.

My idea of a 'white man's burden' is that its our job to rid the planet of all these melanin deprived slavers and 'ante bellum nostalgics'.

Its really the least we could do, at this point.

Any wealth inheritance has been divided amongst an unknown number of heirs for the last, what 5 generations? 7? That shit's long gone.

Oh wait till you hear about my family.

My family was French Aristocracy that faked their deaths and moved to America to avoid the French Revolution

Then they owned slaves, but the deeds to their plantations and land and shit were burned in a slave revolt and they lost it all.

Then they helped found the Klan and became poor white trash.....

We could have been rich and not lived in America. But no we had to become poor AND racist.

Well, I'm related to Steve Kerr and apparently Robert S. Kerr helped expand Social Security.. so I guess the Kerr's are ok people? Idk man, I haven't seen shit from Steve Kerr lol.

Edit: I guess a Joseph Kerr died in the Alamo which... idk if that's a point for or against the name.

I hear that. My grandfather was descended of German nobility. Nothing major, but he was the son of a prince. To be clear: a complete nobody even when German nobility was still a thing pre-WW1. After the war, they pretty much abolished all that in a revolution.

But basically, if I go back four generations, we owned a ‘castle’ somewhere. Meanwhile, I’m solidly in the peasant class.

Anon sounds entitled AF. Has he tried not relying on nepotism for getting ahead?

Be family

Need Slaves

No money

Remeber slaves are literally slaves and cost nothing

Get slaves

I don't think you have to be rich to own slaves.

Edit: Some of ya'll don't understand what shitposting is.

AFAIK, in 1860 about 20% of families in the slave states owned slaves. Lots of those were probably relatively poor farmers - slaves or no, small farmers in the 19th century weren't that wealthy. Also, since when does the Christian god condemn entire family lines? Is slavery even forbidden by the bible?