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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

Be family

Need Slaves

No money

Remeber slaves are literally slaves and cost nothing

Get slaves

I don't think you have to be rich to own slaves.

Edit: Some of ya'll don't understand what shitposting is.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If you’re talking about the US, you are incredibly misinformed. Selling slaves for money was an insanely lucrative business. It’s not called “The Transatlantic Slave Here You Can Just Have Some”

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 0 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Bruh... this is a shitposting sub

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

The revolution will not be posted to the greentext community

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago

Dawg my whole ass comment was just for that last line tbh I was tired as shit but still giggled writing it

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

RamenJunkie used Schrodinger's Asshole!

It wasn't very effective...

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

You do have to feed, keep them healthy, clothe and shelter them along with you and your family - plus they did cost money to buy, they don't spontaneously appear. You'd need a modicum of wealth to afford and keep one. Not much, but some.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 19 hours ago

slaves were a one time purchase, workers were subscriptions

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Are you actually shitposting if you don't get downvoted?

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social -2 points 19 hours ago

Its a shitpost sub though, its oppositr day for votes.