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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

The cheapest castle I can see from a cursory glance is 1.3 million euros. You must be on that good gnome shit.

Edit: that's an outside area of 732m² and an internal of 184m². It's a literal tower on a tiny plot for 1.3 million dollars. Nothing about that seems remotely close to cheap.

[–] zzffyfajzkzhnsweqm@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It costs as much as normal house closer to the city. This makes it cheaper than one would expect for a giant historically important castle. If those were built today by modern standards they would cost much more.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

So what you mean to say is castles are relatively cheap, not that they are actually cheap?

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Right but that comes alongside a detailed proposal to restore the property and turn it into a functioning tourist facility.

So very much not free.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh yeah, it’s a bankruptcy waiting to happen but at least they don’t make you pay for the nightmare up front I guess.