"Their new girlfriend is... women" Huh.
this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
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Isn't that gay or something?
Yes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay.
To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that's straight.
Gotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
Back in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
Explains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.
Lol. That would be quite the head turner if I overheard.
As opposed, I assume, to the old Epstein class standby of an underage girl.
They put the girl back in girlfriend, that’s for sure.
Illegal exotic women…..
Posting republican talking points feels like cheating
There are plenty of Republicans that pretend to be folksy morons. Tuberville is the genuine article.
We can solve most of the political problems in western countries with one simple change: an upper age limit on voting.
If under 18's can't vote, why can those over 70? Having worked in residential Aged Care (Australia), I know the oldies are all still voting and they're voting conservative.
Nahh, that's the wrong way to go about it. We need an upper age limit on political office.
Ya know what would solve everyone's problems? Removing money from politics. Or just removing money from the rich. Or both.
Both.
Campaign Finance Reform is the issue from which ALL other issues flow.
Better idea: nuke the lower age limit and let everyone vote.
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Implying that the old girlfriend was men? Very progressive, Tumorville.
Not having A Xenomorph queen for A girlfriend is A bit of A skill issue tbh.
Yup. I've gone too deep. Would you please tell me how to find my way back to cat memes and fail videos?
It's because of guys like Tuberville that I do not regard myself as a man anymore.
I mean seriously, masculinity currently is defined in media by folks like Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan (and before them, Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly).
When I was a kid, masculinity was defined by the capacity to be responsible for a nuclear bomb and not launch it. Id est, to be able to take care of business without being petty. Then that just became common adulting, and everyone is supposed to do that.
And now we've got a man in office in the White House who is eager to launch nukes and end civilizations (and has had to be told no more than once regarding nuclear authorization).
I mean seriously, masculinity currently is defined in media by folks like Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan (and before them, Donald Trump and Bill O’Reilly).
you choose how you define your masculinity.
I prefer to think in terms of "mature adult vs petulant / immature" rather than in gender terms.
I happen to pee standing up, but so what?
That's the thing. I can't think of a single trait that is preferable for men to have but women not, or for that matter, vice versa.
I used to be a gender abolitionist, and the only reason I'm not is because I can see how much it means for trans folk to represent at the gender they identify with. (I also hypothesize that it's similarly important for self-identified alpha-males, who just don't feel masculine enough no matter how much they try.)
This is the same shit who blocked high rank military promotions?
I thought Hegseth was behind this. But I'm sure Tuberville supported it
WOMEN??? Bleh!
I will concede every girlfriend I've had has been a woman, scandalous I know, and an adult one even.
Aren't young men turning away from the right in droves? Could be another accusation that in reality is just a confession.
Democratic politicians, Republican politicians and Billionaires all want you to believe the Democratic party is too far left to appeal to voters.
Sadly they're actually too far right to appeal to voters.
ICE isn't being staffed by the elderly.
There continues to be an enormous base of young republicans and religiously indoctrinated conservatives.
women make up a large amount of voting power, and the gop is scared of that.
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