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boob itch rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 9 months ago by lagomorph@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 62 points 9 months ago

screams in scrotum

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Stop doing that and get out of there! You're stretching my underwear!

[-] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 15 points 9 months ago

just scratch I do noone says anything I doubt they even notice but if they did they're human they understand itchiness

[-] OscarRobin@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Rip the people who suffer both, simultaneously.

[-] Nikki@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

present

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 56 points 9 months ago

If you're too embarrassed to scratch them, I'll do it for you, not an issue.

If you're a consenting adult, of course.

[-] dreamer@lemm.ee 75 points 9 months ago

Can you not be weird, please

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 59 points 9 months ago

I've done that the whole day, I have to let out all the bottled up weirdness at some point

So anyway, you come here often?

[-] BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world 11 points 9 months ago

hey its me the gurl in class with itchy boobs

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Hi, how you doin' ?

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 9 months ago

This is the internet, people are gonna be weird

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

No, she can't not.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 11 points 9 months ago

I don't understand the request

slides closer

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 9 months ago

You can just scratch right? Boob is not that bad

[-] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago

Just give them a good fondling.

[-] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 months ago

just scratch then

[-] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 9 months ago

So scratch them then.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago

In Lawrence of Arabia when asked about the secret to snuffing out matches with his fingers without it hurting, Larry responds The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

The trick (we all learn this in our middle adulthood) is not minding what others might think when we scratch our private itches. Everybody itches the way everybody poops. It's not about hygiene, I itch like fire coming out of the shower (my doc doesn't know why). If it bothers someone that you're a human ape thing like the rest of us, they are not worth your time.

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

I itch like fire coming out of the shower

Do you shower hot? I know several people (including myself) who get itchy if they shower in too high temperatures.

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 8 points 9 months ago

You probably shower with too hot water

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

An interesting hypothesis. The alternative would be to shower in tepid water and come out feeling a bit chilled. At least now during the winter. Usually it's the summer when I itch coming out of the shower.

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 points 9 months ago

Seneca was bathing in the river all year long.

[-] Remmock@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Do you make sure to slough off the dead skin? I often find that’s what’s really causing the itch.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 9 months ago

Not worst than sole.

[-] kokopelli@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Give em the ole pinch and roll

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

You do that hug-yourself-and-shiver (actually just shimmying) maneuver where you can force the fabric to rub (where it normally won't) so that scratches the itch