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But before [the deputy] could get very far with his explanation, Ms. Thomas held up her right arm. There was no phone in it. There had never been a phone in it because she has no right hand.

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[–] kobra@piefed.social 104 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Video of the stop is here: https://youtu.be/47Em_6kCLqI

The reveal is quite hilarious but the cop doubling down is just cringe.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (5 children)

He just didn't want to admit he was wrong. Fucking ACAB. Goddamn pigs all of them.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

He could've had a little fun that day and laughed with her and it would've been so freaking wholesome. Probably gone viral for that reason instead of due to embarrassment.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Couldn't think of what else to say, guy was obviously stumped.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 22 points 1 month ago

He just didn't want to hand it to her

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 29 points 1 month ago

Why does he keep holding his finger in front of the camera? Is it standard procedure for cops to block their body cams in case they want to do crimes?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

the cop doubling down

Bro he didn't just double down, he literally asked her to say "hand to God" to promise him that she didn't have a phone in her hand.

Like first of all, you're a cop, imagine you pull a suspect over and you say "I'm suspecting you of this crime. Did you do it?" "No." "Hand to God?" "Hand to God." "Alright go on you rascal, have a good day now."

Second of all, you do not say "Hand to God?" to a person with one fucking hand. Oh my god. 🫪🫣

Wondering if it's staged or AI or something.

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[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I had heard about this before this article. This is one of those times I wish it was possible to be inside someone else's head and observe their thoughts and feelings in a moment. I think it would be really fascinating to be inside the officer's head during this interaction. If it was me, I would have turned and walked away without saying another word and hope that no one ever heard about it.

[–] nagaram@piefed.social 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always wondered how these guys make it through life.

I understand its a position of authority and an air of confidence is necessary at all times, but gods damned dude

"You had a phone in your right hand"

shows a complete lack of a right hand

"...You sure you don't have a hand?"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As someone who won't read the article, as I don't feel like dealing with NY Times website bullshit, is that how it went down? Or is that satire?

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Pretty much exactly like that. The look of confusion on her face when he doubled down was palpable. Like she's heard of stupid people. She knows they exist, but to encounter this level of stupidity face to face was jarring.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

He switched to claiming it was her left hand, but she didn't let him get away with that, since he was 100% confident before, and just kept checking as if he didn't switch.

Of course, right and left hands are in different places, so the thought of her using her left hand to be on her phone on her right side while simultaneously driving with no hands at all is ridiculous.

[–] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

kobra@piefed.social also posted a video of the stop, found here, if that works for you.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Someone posted a link to the bodycam footage and that is how it went down. He even gave her a ticket for it.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

I wish it was possible to be inside someone else's head and observe their thoughts and feelings in a moment

I mean, that cop is crooked to start with. So he's probably thinking, "Oh shit. My go-to excuse for harassing people failed. It's embarrassing if I get exposed here, so how can I make this her fault?"

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Makes you wonder how many other tickets in this "safety campaign" were fraudulent. My area has done these targeted enforcement days. They spend 8 hours writing tickets, then pat themselves on the back and plan to do the same thing next year. Meanwhile, the average driver is still doing 60km/h on a residential street. But at least they caught those pesky people using the shoulder at an intersection that wasn't designed for modern demand.

[–] silence7@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Realistically a lot. Especially for drivers with dark skin.

Automated enforcement gets actual violations if done right. But it tickets the white and rich a lot more, so there is huge pushback

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I got pulled over in a drunk driving operation while leaving a rural bar. The original reason they gave when pulling me over was lane violation, which I assume means going over the lines?

I was sober, there to check out a local band, then left when it was over. I’m also a very good driver, no accidents, no tickets for moving violations, nor parking violations, in 20 years of driving.

Well, I had a dash cam, but it was hidden from rear view by fuzzy dice. When he got my info and saw that, he realized his pretense for pulling me over in the first place would be challenged (he couldn’t lie about why because they record audio), and entrapment is illegal here, so he didn't even give me time to dig out my insurance card, and he had to let me off with warnings.

Which is amazing because I didn’t realize, because I hadn’t driven much in the past couple years, that my registration was over a year expired. Oops.

If he hadn't been a lying shitbag, or I hadn't had a dashcam that would clearly show I didn't do what he pulled me over for, that traffic stop wouldn’t have been a waste of time for him and I’d be out some money.

ACAB.

Also, invest in a dash cam, everyone! They are cheap and can save your ass! Everyone should have one because ACAB!

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good thing they didn't go to court, she'd probably get tossed into jail for contempt once they try to swear her in.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That reminds me of a George Carlin bit where he's talking about swearing on the bible in court.

He's like "What if you use the left hand on the bible, and your right hand in your pocket? What if the bible were upside down? Does god care about our ritualistic exercises? Maybe that's good enough for god? Or will the court clerk say Sorry, wrong hand, try again? Suppose you don't have a right hand? Do you swear on the stump at the end of your arm? Or do you use the prostetic? Certainly if your real left hand wasn't good enough, then surely a wooden right hand would fail the test, right?

And he goes on and on in a way that I don't feel like typing out. Plus text doesn't do it justice. It's on youtube. Just search for George Carlin. And if the one you end up watching isn't that bit, that's fine too. All the George Carlin bits are good. Just make an evening out of it. Just watch George Carlin all night long. I promise you he does not give a shit that you're watching for free. He has a whole bit about shit he doesn't care about after he's dead. I won't spoil it. You have a fun evening ahead of you.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what, I think I will go watch some George Carlin. Thank you for the suggestion kind stranger

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A lot of what he said was either straight up truth that people found funny, or things people thought were impossible that came to reality.

"It's a big club, and you ain't in it." 21 years ago

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cops should be penalized for citations and arrests that are thrown out or dismissed.

Make it mean something to them for when they get it wrong.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

There is technically a process to do this, but it takes significant time and resources. Additionally it's likely you will experience retaliation during the process.

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[–] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

Why are so many people incapable of admitting that they made a mistake and handling it gracefully? Is this something we can add to the school curriculum as a skill or something?

The way our police system is structured is horrendously broken and encourages this kind of things in its officers, which can only be addressed with a complete overhaul of our approach to public safety, but even with that aside, can we please as a population put more emphasis on being able to handle making mistakes without doubling down?

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She hoped the officer would reflect on it.....

And learn from it.....

Yeah..... Those aren't traits officers have

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago

He looks increasingly stupid as he refuses to admit he was wrong and pushes to justify himself. ACAB.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

or something they WILL HIRE FOR.

[–] brewery@feddit.uk 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me when a PCSO (UK police community support officer) knocked on my window and told me off for driving while on my phone. I was literally just scratching my ear. Also, I had managed to forget my phone at home when having to visit a clients office and didn't have time to go back and get it - I was in the car grabbing a quick lunch. I was already annoyed with myself anyway so was livid after that. Told them you shouldn't go around accusing people of things unless you can actually see it. They just doubled down and walked off without apologising or anything.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

US, I almost got a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt because when I saw the cop I mindlessly checked to see if I was wearing it. After that I do that check without moving my hand. Cops are the worst.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 19 points 1 month ago

A Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman said the department was reviewing the deputy’s conduct.

🤮

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ms. Thomas was scheduled to appear in court on Wednesday, but the Palm Beach County deputy who had conducted the stop requested the citation be dismissed, according to court records.

So in other words, after being confronted about his obvious mistake, he still went on to take her to court over it?

US in a nutshell

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I saw the bodycam footage of this. The cop says "I saw you holding a phone in your right hand." She holds the arm up, showing the stump, smiles and says, "you wanna just call it?" And he just digs deeper; "no I don't want to call it, I saw you doing uhm..." blablabla excuses excuses citation.

Fucking ego on cops. Could've just said, "hah, clearly my mistake" I stead of power tripping and ending up all over the internet. Although bet it won't affect his police career any.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

I think once they make a citation, they can't just instantly undo, because that could be a sign of bribing your way out of a ticket, so the next opportunity to reverse course on that is at court.

Can any cops or lawyers confirm? I'm definitely not an expert.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Rule #1 for cops - you are never wrong.

What an asshole.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a cop pull me over for phone in hand. But I was driving manual and my arm was out the window. After a few minutes of arguing I said he should just write a ticket and I’ll bring my phone records to court.

He told me to wait and then left.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ngl, I've let go of the wheel because my window arm was comfortable. Maybe bring up a knee just in case. "get your teen a manual because they can't do anything else with their hands!"

Bet.

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

“Hand to God, you did not have your phone in your hand?”

God still has her hand... never let her have it even.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

🐷🐷🐷

[–] Astrealix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could say she was right 'armless

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