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So there’s something I need to get off my chest, and if I post it on my LinkedIn it would be career suicide at my level.

In a company, the largest line item by far is usually payroll. I have been at a number of companies that are trying to cut costs and don’t care if you come up with the correct amount via other OpEx categories, they want headcount reduced because “it’s so much”.

So along comes the promise of a computer bot that understands the normal person and also:

  • Does not require sick/vacation time
  • Does not take FMLA
  • Does not want a bonus/profit sharing/equity
  • Don’t have to pay unemployment taxes, Medicare or SSI
  • Does not require them to spend money on health insurance
  • Will not form a union
  • Wont ever file a lawsuit for any number of reasons
  • Will work 24/7

And this right there is the exact reason so many CEOs are salivating at the idea of AI. Not for worker efficiency, not for any number of “positive” benefits they may taut, but they finally have a glimpse of the chance to rid themselves of one of the largest headaches that they perceive in a company.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago

Because CEOs do not think long term. They only think in terms of 3-12 months.

Sure they might save a bunch of money by firing their whole work force and using AI. They will immediately gain a shit ton of profit over the next year simply from the lower expenses.

But then their company services will go to shit, customers will get pissed, their revenues will start to decline but that takes years to show on the books and by then they will probably be at some new company.

Not only that, once they fire their workforce and AI cost 2 million a year instead of 5 million for people, two years later AI companies will increase the costs to 4 million. Then 4 years later it will be 6 million. They can't cancel the contract because then they will have to re-hire and re-train an entire workforce which they already had and probably would only cost them $5 million a year at that point if they had kept them.

Then two years later it will cost them 8 million. So on and so forth

They do not realize that AI costs will increase over time a lot faster than what workers demand since workers don't have as many rights as AI corporations, and they will be held hostage by AI companies once they get suckered in.

[–] Zos_Kia@jlai.lu 5 points 1 day ago

On another level, CEOs who tend to enjoy having yes men around now have a permanent yes man in their pockets. I'm really seeing the effect on certain types of personality and it gets them in a sort of business psychosis that can be pretty entertaining to watch when your job is not at stake. They really are leaving reality at escape velocity, who knows what this will lead to.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Remember 10 years back when block chain was all the rage. Companies raced to develop using it. CEO s answer to the board, and if the board members are inundated with marketing crap about the next big tech thing, they will wonder why the CEO is not testing and or implementing.

Board members get caught up in media hype and will treat a CEO who seems to ignore it as questionable.

So board thinks AI is the shit. They ask CEO what are we doing with the new AI tech. If CEO answers that its worthless, but other large companies are testing it and media won't shut up about it, then board questions CEOs judgement.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, current High-level Management Culture is very short-termist and mainly anchored on Priviledged Upbringing, Salesmanship and People Skills (networking, spinning good stories, growing up in the right families and so on) rather than Competence in Strategy or Analytical ability.

As it so happens, the upsides of AI are of the immediate and obvious variety - basically as you listed - and pretty similar to those of outsourcing (but on the shorter term AI is actually cheaper). Meanwhile the downsides are mainly longer term costs and risks, and/or derived from complex or systemic characteristics of AI, for example:

  • LLMs have a flat profile in the gravity of the consequences of its errors: basically they are just as likely to make errors with serious consequences (say, advise somebody who expressed suicidal thought to "kill yourself") as they are to make errors with minor consequences, whilst even untrained humans have some awareness of consequences and thus have a lower probability of doing higher consequence errors. This means that over the medium and long term AI has a worse risk profile than even untrained people and is thus more likely to do things which bankrupt companies and kill people.
  • LLMs don't learn, at all. You can explain it all you want but even if that helps, it only helps as far as their input window contains that explanation since that stuff doesn't actually feed back into the model so doesn't get persisted. Most people do learn, and once they learn they seldom go back. So if one position is occupied by a Junior Something and another is "occupied" by an LLM, in 2 years time the former will have become a lot more productive and capable whilst the latter will be no better than 2 years before (possibly worse: see below).
  • If you're running AI hosted by a 3rd party, you've now become dependent on that 3rd party, with all the associated future risks that it entails, especially for companies which have far less money and thus legal power than said 3rd party. The most obvious is that what's "cheaper than hiring" today will not be so tommorrow once that 3rd party has locked your company in.
  • More generally, most AI gets trained from materials which were gathered from public contributions and those are getting worse, both because people are now less likely to end up in those places and ending up giving their own contributions and because "contributions" done by AI or with AI generated text claiming to be from people are increasing in those places and, as it has been already been provide in actual scientific studies, the quality of AI goes does the more AI-produced content is used in the training of a new AI, so mid and long term as the fraction of training materials which are pure human-created falls, AIs will get worse, not better (at best, stop altogether improving as no new models are trained), which for companies replacing human labour with AI means that the quality of the work done for them will never improve.
  • Then there's the even more broad and systemic problem which also happens with outsourcing: if nobody employs people today for their Junior positions, tomorrow there will be no Seniors.

All this to say, that since the "qualities" of present day upper management are seldom in areas like Strategy and Risk Analysis whilst the problems of AI are mainly complex, long-term and/or systemic whilst its upsides are mainly of the highly visible and immediate kind (thus easy to stop and appealing for Salesmen and Tactician types), it totally makes sense that so many CEOs are going into AI.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

It's funny because executives and managers are more similar to target for replacement if all you have is a bot that parrots back what it heard and can't think for itself.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 86 points 2 days ago (8 children)

As usual selfishness and sociopathy will cause incredible destruction...

I can guarantee not one of these assholes salivating over the prospect of eliminating all employees is even considering what happens when only ~5-10% of the population has any form of employment to pay for anything. They only care about how to pillage their own personal kingdoms.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was the same already with Outsourcing. Same with Nature.

I suspect this is very much a Tragedy Of The Commons situation: no single one of the people overexploiting the system will by themselves destroy it and even those who are aware that such behaviour will end up screwing everybody in the Future they either think somebody else will make up for it or that when the time comes they themselves, as individuals, will be alright and screw everybody else for being suckers.

Distributed responsability, Sociopathic levels of "I'm alright Jack", people just convincing themselves that it's not happenning basically because it's their job to not believe it and plenty of those aware of all this being forced to do the same as the rest because if they don't they'll be outcompeted by the ones doing it and go bankrupt.

Tragedy Of The Commons situations are maybe the best reason for some kind of Regulator Authority overseeing things which stops individual actions that in aggregated destroy the commons, and here we are at peak Neoliberalism whose main policy push is "no regulation".

So this thing will only stop when there's a systemic collaps by which point we'll in the ruins of it all, far behind than we were when all this started.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

if you play the thought of absolute ruthlessness to the end, you know exactly what they would do to the now useless excess population.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Oh 100000%, you can even see it in the language of Reich wingers in the US. If you're unemployed/useless then die, you don't deserve assistance. I have no doubt in my mind the Musks and Bezos of the world have absolutely no issues whatsoever with letting people starve to death.

I meant more that when no one has money then who is buying their products? Even business to business enterprise eventually has a customer that is selling to the general population. If we have no money then how do they get money?

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Each other, with a side of slavery. Might as well ask who the plantation owners sold to, what with all the slaves.

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

As said, the problem isn't the AI/LLM as such, but big corps and capitalism which use and develope it for greedy reasons and legislators who are not able to establish clear rules and limitations (or paid don't want).

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They love the fantasy about eliminating human labor, but it's deeper than that.

AI is a Dunning-Kruger machine. It make the dumbest people in the world think they're geniuses, and even lets them pretend to have ideas and thoughts and feelings of their own as long as no one notices all the em dashes and other AI-isms in their emails.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fuck off with the "em dash" shit. Some of us were actually taught to write.

Use of em dashes is not an "AI tell". It's the contents surrounding the em dashes that are the tell.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

No one on the internet is writing - we're typing. There's certainly no em dash on my keyboard. Is there one on yours?

To type an em dash, on a Windows computer, hold down the Alt key and type 0151 on the numeric keypad. On a Mac, use the shortcut Option + Shift + Dash (-)

Who tf is going to do that? Normal people just use a hyphen - same effect, less work. All "dashes" are the same for 99% of readers.

I might excuse this in a book, where editors can be snobs about that sort of thing. In an email or internet comment? It's AI.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't need to do key combos if you're on Lemmy or reddit, because three hyphens in Markdown makes an em dash. It makes me wonder which other HTML entities I can make.

I was with you on this until I found that out. Unfortunately, "em dash means AI" is the same level of sleuthing as "new account must be a bot". It's a lazy heuristic that's often wrong, but you'll never find out because nobody can prove that they aren't AI.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Really---huh look at that.

But I don't know why anyone bothers. It just makes them look like a bot.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

On my keyboard—I can't speak for yours—I have a single key I hit that lets me type combination characters like ≠, æ, ¬, à, é, š, ç, °, œ, etc.

Perhaps—and this is just me spitballing this—those of us who have to do international communications have a keyboard layout that makes this kind of stuff easy?

Nah. Must be AI.

You utter berk.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 0 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Or - perhaps - there's no good reason to have three kinds of dash marks. It's snobbery. Just use the hyphen for everything.

99% of people either can't tell the difference or won't care, and it's still a good enough shortcut. If my boss starts sending me emails with em dashes - I know that fuck doesn't even know what they're for - why shouldn't I assume AI?

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 1 points 41 minutes ago

If your boss suddenly switches the way they write into a style with heavy use of em dashes—and if you have reasonable grounds to believe that your boss didn't start taking a writing course—then it is perfectly rational to assume they've used a tool that is known for inserting em dashes everywhere. The category error occurs when you assume that everybody who uses em dashes is using AI to write. That is lazy thinking (and that's the most polite way I can put it; the more accurate way would be far more insulting) driven, likely, given your call to "snobbery" above, by a profound insecurity.

As to that snobbery, there's a whole lot of punctuation that's unnecessary by this standard. Why do we have so many different ways to indicated a pause in writing? Colons, semi-colons, commas, ellipses, … WTF use is all that junk? And why do we have exclamation points!? Or question marks, for that matter? We can get by without all that crud, right. For example in that previous sentence you knew it was a question without me marking it. And I eschewed commas in the previous sentence but it was clear what i mean just like in this one. Why should we have any punctuation other than periods. It's not necessary. It's just pure snobbery.

Did that sound stupid to you? Did that make you think I was either taking the piss or profoundly ignorant?

Guess what your rant about "three kinds of dash marks" sounds like to people who use them …

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am impressed. I'm still a plebe


who has to use three hyphens.

(And this is how I found out that three hyphens in Markdown = an em dash!)

ETA: Oh, wow, you can make an en dash -- with two hyphens! Mind. Blown.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes. Markdown has some coding to let you enter en and em dashes. (Apparently it's sufficiently important a feature that they put it in there. Weird that.)

But that's unfortunately not good enough when you have to Énŧèr ştůff like this. (That double-f is a single character, note.) At that point you use a better keyboard layout.

And 连输入汉字都别想! (Don't even ask about entering Chinese!)

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I'm not sure modern typography needs separate glyphs for vertically centered horizontal lines. - is sufficient.

That said, the average idiot isn't going to know how to type one. If someone who's otherwise a dullard pops it out, it's a sign they didn't produce the content themselves.

[–] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There’s a certain anachronistic elegance to using the same characters people who had to physically lay out their printed books on presses had to use.

I like adding en and em dashes to my writing, and I don’t think somebody experienced in AI writing would mistake my content for slop based on their presence alone.

We don’t “need” capital and lower case letters either technically but we agree to use them because it makes for a nicer reading experience.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

We don’t “need” capital and lower case letters either technically but we agree to use them because it makes for a nicer reading experience

This argument seems technically true (the best kind of true, maybe!) but I'd say the readability gains from capitalization are much higher than having multiple horizontal line glyphs.

"Capitalization is the difference between 'I helped my uncle Jack off the horse' and 'I helped my uncle jack off the horse' "

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A combo of extremely short-term gains and zero long-term awareness. That's it. That's all.

[–] Kirk@startrek.website 7 points 2 days ago

One could make the argument that short term gains protect against future downturns, but yes you are exactly correct it's not any deeper than that.

The job of being a CEO does not even involve an understanding of the product beyond an ability to connect it to future stock speculation.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Typically, wages are the largest expense of most any business. CEO's still get hugely embarrassing monetary bonuses, no matter what they do or don't do. Getting rid of the biggest expense (humans) would shoot their bonuses into the stratosphere. Pretty soon all CEO's will own their own spaceships, not just the current billionaire spaceship owners.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

LLMs are only AI as Accelerators and Amplifiers of Ignorance and Incompetence, with vanishingly scarce examples of Iteration and Insight.

The Peter Principle helps illuminate why many in management consider LLM infected tools as preferable subordinates.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

A distinct part of the Peter Principal at play is that most of their push for LLMs is because it's easy to integrate enough to say "oh, we're using AI!" without that meaning anything functionally.

A whole new dimension of boondoggle conferences, metrics that mean nothing, and vectors to blame your staff for problems that LLMs cause.

[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's flashy, does just enough to look impressive, and a lot of people throw money at it. Just like them.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

The key thing in this context is that AI is designed to ingratiate itself with you. CEOs are so used to getting glazed by their employees, they are completely unable to pick up on the manipulation from an “objective” bot.

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

it should be mentioned none of that actually happened, and anthropic loves lying and fearmongering for publicity.

This is all part of the "looking impressive" bit.

~sorry about the deleted self-replies, I am tired~

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[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

CEOs get paid an exorbitant amount of cash, so naturally they assume that their work is valuable and that they must be very intelligent because surely only highly-intelligent people can produce such highly-valued output.

Then along comes a machine that can do the two things that CEOs believe represent the height of intelligence: talk at length about random bullshit, and make vibes-based decisions. Of course CEOs are going to buy into the hype and assume this technology is genuinely intelligent, it's very good at CEO things and CEOs are very smart! From there it takes very little effort to convince them that this is the technology of the future and that soon it will 'transform' the workplace, replace workers, etc

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think it’s shallower than that.

Business Idiots

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[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Does not require sick/vacation time Does not take FMLA

machines break down all the time.

Does not want a bonus/profit sharing/equity

Um no that's exactly what LLM companies demand.

Don’t have to pay unemployment taxes, Medicare or SSI

You're paying a contract, and no you can't just sack them like a worker.

Does not require them to spend money on health insurance

Yes you have to pay insurance.

Will not form a union

The tech industry is stronger than any union.

Wont ever file a lawsuit for any number of reasons

The tech industry is more litigious than any worker.

Will work 24/7

Have you heard of a duty cycle ? No machine works 24/7

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Text prompts are entirely how they interacted with others before AI

The response is immediate

The llm makes you feel good about asking it to do stuff, real humans are getting difficult tasks to do and so there is sort of a bad feeling associated with using them.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago

The CEO at my previous job laid off almost everyone. They were thinking of re-hiring people, but he didn't want to rehire me because I "ask too many questions about requirements". Like, I made him feel bad by asking him to actually flesh out his brain-leavings. He loves AI.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're stupid and selfish. We are ruled by idiots.

A lot of management don't really understand.. anything. They don't understand how real work happens. They're removed from that world. They just vibe and bullshit.

Ed Zitron has written extensively about business idiots.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 4 points 2 days ago

Angela Colier also did a pretty damning video about how LLMs are so good at blowing smoke up people's asses that stupid CEOs think they're pushing the forefront of physics because their digital parrots are telling them how brilliant their ideas are.

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago

fully automated luxury space capitalism

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Put another way, there's over a trillion in capex on the table. What trillion dollar value could it provide to just break even?

Eliminating tons of jobs. But liability laws are holding a lot of implementation back - which is a big reason AI companies are getting so politically involved

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Don't forget to add, "AI is sycophantic." The Alien Invasion curries favor by telling the CEO how right and intelligent he is, while it's picking his pockets and destroying his business.

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