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[–] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing. Didn't ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I'm sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I'd like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Until I saw the below comment, I thought you came up with that on the spot and I was really impressed 😂

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This is the comment I was looking for, thanks for the trip down memory lane

[–] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 4 points 11 months ago

This comment brings me so much joy 💕

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How do you know they're womans underwear? They could be mens briefs, or speedos.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

they are, look at those bulges!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 11 months ago

What an amazing example of the mind seeing what it wants to see

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In the lane, my panties glistening.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Sokath, his eyes open 😳

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I must have more context!...please

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s crazy uncomfortable though. Things get stuck or squished at the least opportune moments. I don’t think I’ve met an adult man who prefers them over the other options yet.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

I wear panties instead of men's underwear and have a dick and balls. Not uncomfortable at all. Just gotta find ones that fit right (I do have some that do cause such issues on occasion)). Wouldn't consider myself a man tho.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago
[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

"Why are there red lights on this one?"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

*walking under your mom's underwear

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah yes, the fresh smell of pussy when opening your roof window... brings back memories...

[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What is this actually meant to be?

[–] xbit00@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing they hung it upside down and if hung properly it would be a Christmas tree

[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 11 months ago

I turned my phone upside down and it looks nothing like a Christmas tree, hence my confusion

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Since they seem to get lower as they go along the street, Im guessing they're meant to be directional arrows, dropping lower as you get closer to wherever they're drawing attention towards.

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Could've gone with 'Slay bells ring...'