Are you ready for some new US military propaganda slop? 
"Admiral, we have reports that our sailors didn't properly do their laundry."
"Dear God..."
cuts away to a Michael Bay scene of an entire US fleet exploding
this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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I remember reading about that Iranian F5 that's 50 fucking years old bombing a U.S. base in Kuwait and how they evaded radar detection and missile interception by flying so fast and low (in a plane almost as old as my dad) thinking "wow this is like if that last top gun movie was about something real that actually happened"
Also remembered reading about this guy who was Iran's best pilot during the Iran Iraq war. "If I had something more valuable than my life to give my people, I would give it" damn dude
Even funnier when you consider Top Gun: Maverick was about amerikkkan pilots taking out a uranium enrichment facility (that'll be used to make nukes any day now!) in some unnamed enemy country. The amerikkkans pulled it off in old outdated planes while the Iran/Russia/China hybrid were using cutting edge planes.
That movie is like from the Starship Troopers reality, it’s so far in the realm of fiction it’s becoming satire
the lockheed-martin product placement in that movie took me so far out of it
They couldn't do something like that here because they're trying to draw attention away from the fissile material that they failed to seize, and which this behind-enemy-lines S&R operation was likely a cover for.
Also it'd be funny if it turns out they can make this movie really cheap, since there's so much free footage of american shit being blown up now
"Thank you, pilots! Because of your bravery, Iran will never have a nuke"
Smash cut to Khameni who shows the beginning of a smirk when a flash of blue-green light washes over him
Forgiving whatttttt I'veeeeeee dooooooone
Directed by Michael Bay
Literally because it's a fake story, they haven't even been bothered to release the pilots names and faces to the public so we'll get pilot JACK THUNDER and pilot 2 SEAN MCMASTERSON or some shit
The reveal at the end of the movie is that the pilot and WSO look just like Epstein and Maxwell
Will he do a pinnacle of amerikkkan cinema? Spinning shot with macro lens around american flag patch on the arm with dribbles of sweat on the skin, tilted upwards, while the enterprising criminal is standing up in the iranian sun
Black Hawk Down 2: Iranian Boogaloo
Future record holder for most Oscars won by a single movie 🙌
Lie-Action Movie
Can’t wait for the Optimus Prime cameo
considering everyone was shooting the helicopters with their old ass hunting weapons, it will probably be extremely racist. and it sort of worked, two helicopter crews were injured. literally WW1 type weapons against the most advanced military on earth. that's some hero shit not the chicken shit "rescue attempt" that was a failed op to get the uranium out.
The soundtrack: https://youtube.com/shorts/NonW9jozKYg
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