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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Because ... It kinda looks like a backwards one and cheese is often stored cold?

Or is it meant literally, like just sometimes you feel the desire for cheese?

I'm afraid I don't get it.

I can explain: The cheese is cold and there is 1 cheese; my man has had a rough day and needs to get fuckin' cheesed, yo. Also, you can tell from the comforter threadcount that this is a low-to-middle class worker at the end of their pension, probably a coal miner, and there's nothing a coal miner loves more than cracking open shells and casings to get little treats inside. This tells us their "rough day" was probably depression over the slow death of the coal industry; ex-coal-miners no longer have anything to crack open but cheese, kinder eggs, plastic scissors for their spouse, hold-n-twist medicine, linguine with clams, little walnuts, canned spaghetti, geodes for kids, mancala, thin legos, banana peel, secret treasure map, warm pepsi, face-down playing card, ziploc bag, latch-lock clam case with hammer, squeeze-open pill pouch, taco bell wrapper, birthday card with five dollars, amazon box, child-lock cabinet.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, your going to need some fiber with that, or it's going to feel like a brick when it comes out the other end.

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying I also need to eat half a jar of pickles

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ratel@mander.xyz 7 points 10 hours ago

You won't regret it!

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

Nothing wrong with eating cheese for dinner.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Brought to you by the letters W and I.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 points 12 hours ago

Not sure about the 'light' part:

That's about 16x the calories. Delicious nonetheless! Pairs well with a Coors Light.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

my patented charcuterie lunch box:

  • jerky
  • cubed Colby Jack cheese
  • mixed nuts (I like cashews and almonds but you could probably do something cheaper like peanuts)
  • dried fruit (I like cranberries and apricots but again you might find something else is cheaper)
  • ritz or similar store brand crackers stored separately from the other items.

I buy the ingredients in bulk and pack them in small Tupperwares. they're great to graze with at work.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Add in some Gouda, it's gooda.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't know Bob Mortimer was on the fediverse

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Exactly this.

Some days I just give up and eat cheese as a meal.