this post was submitted on 20 May 2026
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[–] beep@piefed.world 5 points 16 hours ago
[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Much higher success rate if she's a guy

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 33 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Was gonna say. As a gay man, for the most part, all of my problems can be solved by a penis. But only for the duration of the penis-ing. Then all the problems come back and I have to seek out yet another penis. It's an endless cycle, but it's cheaper than therapy.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But you're a man, so don't you always have a penis?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes it is better to receive than to give.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, do they have jokes about wide receivers in the gay community? Or not enough NFL fans? Random tangent...

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The innuendo is not lost, and while pop culture plays up the stereotypes of fashion savvy twink or mustachioed leather daddy as the two options, there’s plenty of very average guys who do what we think of as average “guy” things, like watch sports, grill burgers, drink beer, go fishing, work on cars, do nerd stuff, obsess over dinosaurs and medieval history. I have no data to back this, just personal experience, but I’ve noticed hockey and pro wrestling tend to have a lot of gay/bi males fans. I’m sure gay NASCAR fans exist, never met one.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, there are a lot, but it's still like half as many fans. I was curious if that impacts culture and communication? For example as a straight guy, every other straight guy just assumes I watch sports and know what happened in the last game. Does that expecation exist in the gay community?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

Here I am solving problems for 90s at a time.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I've yet to find a problem that my penis can't solve (other than the traveling salesman)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Prisoners dilemma?

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Look at this showoff. 90 seconds. Pff.

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Absolutely not

[–] snowydroopz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago