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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by SpaceFacts@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

What in the absolute fuck

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 52 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Sister company have invented tasteless candy. Terrible for your teeth, and goes straight to the thighs.

[–] aketawi@quokk.au 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

so... where exactly would one get these thigh enhancing candies?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

I got mine from the endocrinologist

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

Flavour package is subscription only.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Enshittification of bubble wrap? Now they finally went too fucking far.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

THIS TIME I POP!!!

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The inventor was bullied at school and honestly I can see why.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

What if this is a conseguence of bullism, like "oh...y'all will pay for what you did! i'il make your bubble wrap not pop!"

[–] poddus@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

So I realize this is a shitpost but I've noticed that too and couldn't help but wonder why that is. My guess is that it's because bubble wrap is made to absorb and smooth out peak forces when things are bumped around. By letting the air out slowly the bubble wrap now more effectively does it's job even when it structurally fails.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

The ones I have seen have the bubbles connected in pairs and have less air in them.

This gives each air bubble a larger surface area to spread the pressure over, and with a lower pressure over all it means that you have to squeeze both connected bubbles at the same time and harder before they pop

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago

Sex now for procreation only, and orgasms are no longer included.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

Anything can pop with sufficient pressure.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 10 hours ago

That website you linked, the sound is delayed by like a second. Must be using 50 JavaScript libraries

[–] rektstarsceosu@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

enshitification 😑

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago

I've already gotten bubble wrap like this in packages before -- years ago.

It is indeed an awful, horrible product.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Isn't that just an ice cube bag being used wrong?