Funny if the FSM smites them all al dente.
this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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Prayer explicitly as PR, rather than a personal relationship with God.
These people never seem to have read Matthew 6:5-6.
Can you blame them? That shit works. Religious people aren't the smartest tools in the shed, so no one ever wonders why people like donnie don't know shit about their religion or how it comea that he's never in church. All they see is performative stunts, and they love that.
They haven't read a lot of things. One of the things that amuse me is seeing xtians tattoo various xtian things on their body, like Hegseth, for example:
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
They cherry pick from the OT whatever suits them. I'm fine if they ignore such rules from the OT with the argument that, like the food rules, it's not relevant anymore thanks to Jesus. Cherry picking just the stuff you can use to justify hurting people, while ignoring anything that doesn't suit your taste, is hypocrisy.
And then they invent stuff that's not even in the Bible, like their stupid abortion ban.
American Taliban
Y'all Qaeda
Talibrand
Yokel Haram/Broke-o Haram
ICEis
WhyDF
President of MAGAstan
"the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion" -John Adams
"If God truly does exist, then he more so loves the atheist who questions the world around him than the Christian who blindly follows." -Thomas Jefferson
More than half of the Founding Fathers were atheists or agnostic.
And the rest were deists
the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion
Treaty of Tripoli, Article 11
First step on becoming a King. A state religion.
reclaiming the country's religious foundations
Thomas Jefferson wrote specifically about the first Amenment in 1802, stating that the adopted amendment created a “wall of separation between the church and state.”
Thomas Jefferson and James Madison both strongly opposed the state supporting one specific religion. Per their beliefs, it is a violation of a natural right to religious liberty when you compel a citizen to support a specific faith.
Is this really a good time for the US to potentially violate the Treaty of Tripoli and risk the rise of piracy against US vessels in the Mediterranean / Middle East region?
Anybody that thinks Trump is a Christian or has Christian values is a moron.
Most people in the US who self identify as Christian are in fact morons. There's a reason there are so many grifters promoting Christianity, it's practically free real estate.
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My mother is a great person. She's caring, she helps the sick and the poor, she acts with integrity... And she prays every day for Donald Trump to drop dead. That's a real Christian...
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What’s with the “quasi?” It’s an explicit endorsement of Christianity as the national religion they’re not supposed to have. It’s literally the first amendment to the constitution they love to rub all over their sweaty white bodies.
"Christian"
Whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, because they love to pray while standing in synagogues and on street corners so that people can see them. Truly I say to you, they have their reward! But whenever you pray, go into your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father, who sees in secret, will reward you.
Matthew 6:5-7
Yeah, they should just own it and call themselves who Jesus was addressing: Pharisees, liars and hypocrites.
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Oh, good! I was afraid the lack Christian leadership over the years might have created a vacuum.
We've only had Christian presidents for 250 years, after all.
The current president is not. He's made it pretty clear he's only pretending for the votes.
I would love to run as a third party pagan animist just to break the trend.
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TST should bring their Baphomet statue.
From the 1797 Treaty of Tripoli. Ratified by the Senate which had just recently approved the Bill of Rights, and signed by President John Adams.
“As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion, as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religious or tranquility of Musselmen, and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.”
Who. The fuck would this administration pray to!? Their idol is right there!
Democratic church of America
Diabolical
I knew these fuckers didn’t know any history.
It's amazing they don't all burst into flames, if there was a just god...
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Maybe they will say a word of prayer for the Epstein child rape victims as well, being Christian and all.
/s
More like praying for the Epstein perpetrators/ruling class
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..
Kinda right there in the bill of rights actually.
Pretty sure they'd get burned and killed by the original Pelgrims whom were considered the ISIS of their time in Europe... Which was hardcore religious as it was already... So imagine those ppl going like 'wtf dudes, chill!!!'
That rotten core lives on up to this day - and will keep festering as it's part of their cultural DNA.
“Hamanda acka acka racka deda backa sanda acka ambo osa cacka reeté eké banda acka riki dibi asha daaah”
- Paula White Cain, Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office
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