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Bulletin board behind glass in a wooded area. Text reads: TAKE ONLY PHOTOS LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS KILL ONLY TIM PLEASE STAY ON THE TRAILS

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[–] varjen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah fuck that guy.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I had a boss named Tim once, so this always makes me smile

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I put Tim in the same category as Kenny. As in the beer: Killkenny.

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh my God, they killed Tim!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

TIM! as commanded by The holy texts I Stand before you to Carry out your divine sanctioned death.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 37 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The message is obviously missing some letters. They probably meant to write:

KILL ONLY TIMOTHY

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 29 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It took me too long to figure this out. It was supposed to be time.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Maybe Tim was littering?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck. Anyone know a good lawyer?

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I have an exciting program you can join if you want to go to a third world country for some regime change

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Don't out my ex, that didn't go down well at all

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Sorry exciting, not ex outing- I fully support lgtbq+…. Unless there is an Lgtbq+ country with oil…. Then I fully support bringing them “Freedom”

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

He’s just trying to warn people about the rabbit!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I read this in a Dr. Doof voice

[–] phar@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

The sign was made by the rabbit. It's all clear now.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Last name? Or just all Tims?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

Schwim Dandy knew what was up.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The rangers. He was not a gentle lover

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago

He left handprints

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Don't be a tim apologist. Tis'nt a good look...

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Tim must have been the last person who took more than photos and left more than footprints

[–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 3 points 20 hours ago

Tim took footprints and left photos. When we find Tim, we will go to work on him, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

To hell with Tim in particular!

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I miss Hello Internet

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Never liked the guy anyway.

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago