this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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[–] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep. That gun won't do anything.

[–] Sturgist@piefed.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Might... uhhh....tickle a bit 😉

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kassad? Just about to get tickled?

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kassad really would put his dick in anything, huh

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 weeks ago

Stupid sexy Shrike.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

is this... is this a supervive reference?

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's a reference to the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons, but now I've just learned that a recent videogame apparently has references to it

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How to speedrun getting shot in the US

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Shows what you know! In most parts of the US, there is no train!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What part of the body is the US and why is he aiming there?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"How do we show that this character is a man?"

"Hmm... give him, like, absolutely no ass."

"Perfect! Now straight men won't be confused about the dummy thick"

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that and also put a text starting with "guy" right on top.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

... the text was added later, my friend

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't know, it looks like a reasonable amount of ass

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ah! You got the same amount of ass as me. Flat assers stand up! Just be sure to grab your pants, so they fall down when you do.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Finally realistic body proportions in media!!

[–] vonProteus@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you share the version without text? I would like to set it as my wallpaper.

[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't make the meme, but this is the biggest one I could find.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I believe this is art from the book hyperion

Unsure of artist.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Therefore@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Spiky dude is called the Shrike. Hyperion Cantos - Dan Simmons

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then whos Alex Ries thats written on the bottom right?

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

The artist, presumably.

I think this is just fan art, I havent seen an edition with this art before.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Goddamit, I don't remember Hyperion being anywhere near this cool. I might to reread.

Goochie goochie