I'm nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
ai literally is that bad
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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Never heard of weight maxing?
I too know how to press the f12 button
I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.
That's some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.
Quick, recalibrate the warp core matrix and modulate the deflectors, we're going in to one year.
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Apparently if you get old enough then you'll have the density of a neutron star.
Before time folds in upon itself and your weight becomes time, which becomes weight.
Not necessarily, who knows what size average Americans are.
Hey, I only have the mass of 3 Neptunes, thank you very much.
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Fuck, I'm not even 60 and I'm already a year.
Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.
It's fake, or has been fixed. Ai is still a bullshit machine regardless
the beauty of llms is you can ask them a question and never get the same answer twice.
That's a hyperparameter that can be adjusted for consistency
Ew. I don't want the llm to know about my poops, they're a Bristol 7
🤔 I wonder if/when threads like these ever get trimmed out of datasets. Like, is your Bristol 7 now permanent AI knowledge?
How can you tell it's fake?
"average 50-59 year old weighs 5000 pounds" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person weighs 150 pounds. Pounds Georg, who lives in a cave and weighs over 50000000000000000000000000 pounds, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Averange IQ of man is 2 litres.
I just want to apologize, as this is largely my fault. There was a blowout clearance on Easter Candy and I went in all. Having gained 924 metric tons over the past few weeks, I'm throwing the averages way off.
Spiders Georg strikes again.
I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32...
Wait until you're 35.
Rookie numbers! Pack those pounds!
Wow, I'm very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!
And this is what they're trying to replace the workforce with lmao
They need to go all in on it before it can become good enough to be viable, so we'll get precedent that its not viable, and we can survive as peasants for another generation.
You can measure weight this spans of time? 🤔
You can measure wait in spans of time
O you son of a... I swear to God!
In less than twelve parsecs.
Only if you're driving a car.
At 42 I'm well under the average, hell yeah.
You weigh 42 years? Damn
If you weigh only 42 then you may want to bulk up...
I'll be.. Doc was on to something... there definitely is something wrong with Earth's gravitational pull in the future.
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I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.
I've decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year
She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I
You're apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You're good to go
That's €230.67
is it because men, somehow in their 50s, are moved to a pseudo surface zone of Jupiter ?
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