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RULES:
Dan Brown writing men: "He had steely grey eyes and was very smart. Scientists thought he was an idiot but that's because he was smarter than them and didn't spend as much time writing papers. He did four hundred pushups and took a shower. 'Not bad for a fifty five year-old guy', he thought, which was smarter than other thoughts even if those thoughts had won prizes."
"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious"
Very mysterious indeed. I often ponder what runs through his mind.
Vampire Fantasy Football League
Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.
That last line is incredible.
Thanks! It's all just adapted from the original:
Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.
Haha, I thought it sounded a little familiar.
Where is this from? I need it.
Doing something buttingly sounds more amusing than doing it boobily.
Gay men writing men!
if you trade the compression shorts to a towel around his waist, you can say
His penis bounced penisly down the stairs
His pecs bounced pecily as he swung his football bat.
Damn that's hot
Foot-long bat* Some call it a third leg but me
Expected a mirror to 'breasted boobily down the stairs,' but nope, monster fucker alignment chart.
Putting robots and furries on oppose ends of the spectrum seems odd given the sheer popularity of robotic and cybernetic characters in the furry fandom. Like, placing a protogen on that chart would get confusing.
Chuck E Cheese is right on there, in the robot fucker super structure.
Isn't this basically what romantasy is about?
… Go on.
I'll admit I have never thought about it before now.
what I'd never thought about before now
If a man were to transform into a werewolf... would his dick transform into a canine one?
Take a look at bad-dragons werewolf line, you'll find your answer
Hopefully
I mean, probably
Depends on who is drawing the furry porn and why.
If you draw your werewolves with human-like dicks, can you even call yourself a furry?
What is weirder?
That’s the point of transforming, yeah? You get a wolf nose, wolf ears, wolf paws, and yes, all the rest of the anatomy.
In France, they call it le buttox
Depends on what kind of werewolf.
Some weres look exactly like a normal wolf, and others are part human-part beast.
Of course, that’s one of the biggest draws to werewolf dude: Thicc knot!
I think this very much depends on where on the spectrum of the type of werewolf he falls. Are we taking Wolf-man basically just hairy guy with claws type, a monstrous bipedal wolf creature, or all the way to turning into a full fledged normal wolf but smart...
Can we agree that even the first one would transform at least a little?
Depends on the author/artist
Ali Hazelwood would say, "Yes."
We need to focus on important things! Is that penis perfectly sized in a human or a wolf form?
Hairy shaft
Bristly for her pleasure
I'm guessing…both?
Well.. that was a rollercoaster!
HAHAHAHA