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Women writing men (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 109 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

A furry wrote this

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 43 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That last line is incredible.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 74 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Thanks! It's all just adapted from the original:

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago

Haha, I thought it sounded a little familiar.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Doing something buttingly sounds more amusing than doing it boobily.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

its even funnier if you know finnish. there is a word in finnish that is about that and it means something a kin to fooling around/doing something badly (perseily)

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Fits with the werewolf joke. But when our dog does it we call it bum scooting.

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago

Where is this from? I need it.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 23 points 22 hours ago

Gay men writing men!

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

if you trade the compression shorts to a towel around his waist, you can say

His penis bounced penisly down the stairs

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Oops my penis! Will someone get that for me before it gets out the door?

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