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Women writing men (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 116 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That last line is incredible.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Thanks! It's all just adapted from the original:

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Haha, I thought it sounded a little familiar.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doing something buttingly sounds more amusing than doing it boobily.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Fits with the werewolf joke. But when our dog does it we call it bum scooting.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

its even funnier if you know finnish. there is a word in finnish that is about that and it means something a kin to fooling around/doing something badly (perseily)

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Gay men writing men!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

A furry wrote this

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you trade the compression shorts to a towel around his waist, you can sayHis penis bounced penisly down the stairs

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oops my penis! Will someone get that for me before it gets out the door?

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