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[โ€“] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if you trade the compression shorts to a towel around his waist, you can sayHis penis bounced penisly down the stairs

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oops my penis! Will someone get that for me before it gets out the door?

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