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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.

Makes me nervous when I'm walking around, because every step I take my phone's pedometer detects another one :'(

We need to sexualise the metric system.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 67 points 22 hours ago

First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The US fought, and apparently won, an entire war, to get out from under the heel of the boot which they insist on continuing to measure things against.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 44 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Every time I see one of these posts:

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] prex@aussie.zone 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Let's see if I can get that format right:

!anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de

Edit: yay! Subbed

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 2 points 18 hours ago

You did a good

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 11 points 18 hours ago

Please don't try to make imperial system look cool

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

It's rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You're shooting yourself in the...well, you know.

[–] Mok98@feddit.it 11 points 21 hours ago

Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Literally the one time i'm not ashamed to be an American. I'm actually really sad about it.

Measure me mommy.

[–] Toes@ani.social 4 points 15 hours ago

Measure me please 🥺

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I am not an American, but I want to get measured.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Only puppy paws. No cats allowed. Damn claws keep ruining the furniture.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Join us, we're lonely.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 19 hours ago

Incidentally I don't know how many feet I measure

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 14 points 22 hours ago

He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago

Meter? I hardly know 'er!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

It looks like the people on top have a giant calf and foot for legs and feet. And one of them the foot is backwards.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

I was going to say the same thing.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

I can’t explain my insanity.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Two left feet, wonder what kinda measuring system that is.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

The foot on the fact is a right foot though?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Those are definitely not two left feet. That is a left and a right foot.

[–] deadymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Damn, now I'm wondering in which country a person is measured with knives or firearms?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 20 hours ago

God, I love feet.

[–] possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)

[–] wer2@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago

But why not 1/300000000 of a second?

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

You can use yard. It's 0.914 meter so close enough. If they ask how many feet and inch that is, that's an imperial problem.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

1 metre = 10 decimetres = 100 centimetres = 0,001 kilometres. Not sure how you calculate but this could be the point

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

False, Europeans measure in metres

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 15 hours ago

Or mètre, metro, mittari, metr, Meter, måler, méadar, metroa, metritis, metar

[–] Soulg@ani.social 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

There’s a whole com for this stuff.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

A baker's dozens worth