The most American president yet, and getting more American with every dying neuron 
this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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Love that he wears clothes but his weiner is still out, iconic
Pooh started it
Bing bong bing bong 
oh trump's GONE gone damn
jesus christ the cognitive decline is beating its shit on all fours, crazy style, in the middle of the living room
Mfw my face when when I wake up, read this, then stare at my glass bottle and flammable liquid collection
what do you even say to this, besides
Lasers do not go "bing bing" Mr. President, they go "pew pew". Someone tell Stephan Miller
The slop era of American simulated hegemony.
the only war america can win is in its own collective mind palace
Even that's an uphill battle at this point
We are just going to end up living in techno feudalist fiefdoms where we worship AI gods aren't we?
Somehow, every day, I'm still amazed any of this is real.
I have become thoroughly convinced I died in 2015 and this has all been the last trip.
It was the fucking Cubs winning the World Series in 2016
(surely nothing untoward was happening before then, right?)
I think we're all in hell.
PEW PEW PEW LASER BEAMS BRRRRRRRBRBRBRBRBRBRR TAKE THAT BROWN PEOPLE KABLOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM ZAP
Iran apparently developed X-Wings instead of nukes.
what is this, star citizen? nice jpeg 
Remember that politics is the realm of very serious adults making difficult decisions.
I'd like to see them win this war after our space weapons go "Bumba bumba floff"! And because I am the President, what I like to see, I get to see.
Iran: (sinks an aircraft carrier) Bong Bong
OOO BIG PWANE GO FWOOOSSHH
"Let's get some images of our laser weapons and functional drones"
"We don't have them in the DAM...we'll just photoshop it."
assuming we don't all die in a nuclear fireball, future historians are going to have fun with this era
Good night, fast boats 🚤
Good night, moon 🌘
Bing bing wahoo. Its a me MARIO 
You see, I have already generated you as the virgin blown up drone and me as the chad laser destroyer!
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"Bing" being both a Trumpism and a crazy frog-ism did not cross my mind until now.
If he can't even stay awake during meetings while cameras are pointing at him, or string together coherent sentences, how is he able to use computers to make these images and upload them to the internet? Is he really doing this all by himself? He does not have such capabilities.