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[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 13 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I feel seen. My wife thinks I'm crazy for straight up ignoring my phone now. If you aren't in my contacts your calls are ignored and VMs are deleted without listening. Period.

[–] FlordaMan@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

What did virtual machines ever do to you?

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

I've had this phone for years and I never set up my voicemail

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

You have your vm set up?

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 6 days ago

I listen to the first couple of seconds of voicemails but 99% of the time I'm deleting at second 2 or 3.

I did get a needed call the other day, our cat had gotten its collar off and a neighbor took it to a shelter. Fortunately he was microchipped and we got a call very quickly and got him, he only had to spend about an hour at the shelter. He was still very stressed out. The neighbor was kind of a dick, there are a lot of cats without collars in our area and most of them are just outside cats that get fed outside.

Our cat used to be one of those, but the owner died and we took it, and he's 13 and doesn't want to wear a collar so he figures out how to break that mother fucker off all the time. If he didn't have a breakaway collar, he would probably choke himself to death.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

My phone is on silent and mostly ignored now. I hate it

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

God that's how i feel about email at work. 99% of the inbound shit is trash, that 1% is my ultimate duty though.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah but my company thinks that's still the best way to announce everything so I miss stuff all the time lol

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 129 points 1 week ago (12 children)

If I was magically in charge, I would make it so if you got an unwanted text or call you report it and the phone company has to pay you like $10.

They don't deal with this problem because they only care about profit.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 week ago

Or at least FCC chairman.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

This is technically how it already works except for the government gets the $10 instead of us

There's no enforcement on this though.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im not sure i want the phone company to make the decision.

It should be more along the lines of all phone companies must take a deposit to open an account. Foreign and voip calls must be linked to a deposit for the phone company to be allowed to connect those calls. A call gets reported as spam, the $ come out of the deposit, if the deposit gets used up, theyre banned from calling until they reup their deposit.

Suddenly all it takes is a bunch of organized complaints to shut down any number.

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (9 children)

How are people getting so many spam calls? I've gotten maybe 2 in the last 5 years. Not that I want spam calls but people consistently reporting getting several a week, or even day, makes me concerned I've done something wrong. Like some government system I'm supposed to be signed up to but I've somehow missed

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I used to not get any as well. Then for a new job I had to sign up with an American company, and since I didn't have a company phone yet, I used my private number.

Since then it's been multiple calls/messages per day, but over the years it's died down. I fucking hate it so much.

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Ironically that was the cause of the first worst scam calls. The govt had a do not call list that you could put your number on which then became THE phone book for scam calls instead of stopping them. If you've ever signed up for anything or paid for anything online and had to give your phone number, it went into a list that was sold on. With auto dialers, they just go through every permeation of possible numbers. I don't get many calls on my cell because I keep that number private and use my already compromised land line for everything.

[–] dan@upvote.au 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Some mobile networks have spam protection that's enabled automatically.

You could also have a "clean" number, especially if you don't use your phone number anywhere online, haven't answered a spam call before, and nobody used it before you (or the previous user was a long time ago).

Spam callers can't robodial literally every number, so they rely on lists of phone numbers that are known to be good/active, for example if they've answered a spam call before, if the number has been in a data leak, etc.

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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I get them because I was jobless for six months. Now that a lot of job sites sell your data and some jobs are straight up fake to collect data, it is so hard to stay off a list.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ordered some stuff online from Merrell, two days later, order cancelled because I didn’t pick up the phone to verify an order which I had already gone through two different sets of two-factor identification to complete. No worries, upon considering redoing the order, it was too much money anyway. Thanks for saving me a buck, Merrell!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Shoes. I like their shoes.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I've been pretty successful at reducing spam calls by simply reporting the calls to the USA's donotcall registry LINK HERE and also pretending to be a robot trying to take up as much of the scammer's time as possible.

Of course the BEST defence is to have a company find and remove your number from online as much as possible, but that's trickier for businesses.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

since STIR/SHAKEN rolled out, the scam and robocalls here have really dropped off. only a few per week now.. even to the phone numbers that are published (intentionally) online.

of the ones that get through, nearly all of them are coming through new voip points-of-presence popping-up in small towns all over our very rural part of the country.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Call screening features are great. iPhones recently added a call screener that pre-answers the call to ask who is calling. I know at least Pixels have had it for a while.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

The main reason I ended up with another Pixel phone was for the spam filtering. A couple calls a day go straight to the automated answering service (where I can see the speach-to-text response of the caller on the screen) or get blocked completely. Text messages typically come through, but they're less annoying, and I can add them to a spam list.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

95% sounds a little low.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't participate in contests where you get a code, and you have to go to a site to verify that code and give your data. They'll sell that phone number immediately to telemarketers.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Don't sign up for things that need a phone number

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I don't answer anything that isn't identified and that I recognize. If they leave a message I will check it. It's a pain that so many in the medical and service industries use unidentified numbers forcing telephone tag and they don't use email or text only phone calls.

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