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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As someone who's worked in restaurants what I recognize about this bathroom is all the beautiful tile. What that means is that somewhere in the house, there is a hose that spits boiling hot water. With this hose you can clean and sanitize a bathroom stall without ever having to step inside of it.

The first restaurant I ever worked in was a fast food joint and they cleaned the whole dining room this way. They had that water heater turned up to fuck-you and it was a little scary.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I honestly wish I could clean my bathroom like that

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's really nothing stopping you from doing it anyway.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well there isnt a drain on the floor of my bathroom and also i'm not sure the floor is water proof.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, black mold is what’s stopping me from doing this, or at least the threat of it, hopefully.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't you have to remove the paper rolls first?

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a tough boss fight about to happen in that room

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Who does number two work for??

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Might need to slightly alter your username.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is the furthest away TP the most used?

[–] Soulg@ani.social 11 points 1 month ago

Least used, therefore least changed

[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

Because it's the one you don't have to turn to reach.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It also isn't covered and it's closest to the toilet therefore it has the most poo particles of random strangers

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Man, let me tell you where that paper usually ends up when you're using it.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

In Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force, there are terminals scattered around to restore your health, shield, ammo, etc. Each terminal restores one of these to a max of 100 health/shield or 300 ammo.

Then there's the terminal just before the final boss fight that maxes everything to 999. Bricks were shat when first I saw that.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Big store grocery chain near me does this. Each one is a different brand, like they're flexing their vast in-store toilet paper selection.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

That's actually interesting advertising, I've never seen that before

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's a difficulty selection menu.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Ia it a Taco Bell?

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

No More Heroes intensifies

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Through my knowledge of only popular culture and memes, and ironically contrary to the documentary 'Demolition Man', this must be a Taco Bell on 4/20.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

POV: You’re in a Chipotle.