That's supposed to be a punishment? They're letting him brag
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.
That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
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That's better.
It is really a meme if it doesn't have boomer aspect ratio issues?
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Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they're Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. "The hub"...bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
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Wait... Bro, you're punishing him... For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you'll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
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From memory, I'd say it's pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
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Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
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I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the 'Hub', that will show him.
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
I'm a massage therapist and I'll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
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He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)
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Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
"Don't come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping."
This kid will be alright
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
"Out of control" means different things to christo-fascists.
To them, it means 'doesn't do exactly what I say at all times'.
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OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.
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Not sure what to do
Have you tried not being lame and smoking pot while tossing off with him?
If my mom masturbated next to me, that would probably have suppressed my sexdrive well into my 80s.
Ok but what about your dad?
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Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn't learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.
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That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
Living his best life.
What a motherfucking G.
Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.
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