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[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I struggled at math as a young kid because I hated doing everything the long way and showing every step. I got a mental math book that taught how to do longer form multiplication in your head. I could multiply 2-3 digit numbers in my head and just tell you the answer.

My teacher made me do it on the board in front of everyone and swore I was cheating somehow because if she couldn't do it, a kid couldn't either.

I was also reading Michael Chriton books in the 4th grade, and teachers thought that I wasn't because kids don't read books like that.

School was kinda annoying with how it would punish you for being anywhere outside of normal. Even if it was positive.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

swore I was cheating somehow because if she couldn't do it, a kid couldn't either

because kids don't read books like that.

School was kinda annoying with how it would punish you for being anywhere outside of normal. Even if it was positive.

This 100x. I taught myself how to read before going to first grade. The reward was being isolated in an empty classroom for a lot of first grade when others were learning to spell. Well there was one other kid, but she didn't speak. She had been taught by her extremely strict parents to read before school. They had like 7 children and were horribly strict. This girl starter crying once when she got what's equivalent to an A-, afraid she was going be yelled at at home.

There was a special class for anyone below average. But dear me, if you were above average no you weren't, because that's just rude.

Doing any work I was given faster than other didn't result in getting more challenging work. It just resulted in getting more of the same boring shit I'd already shown I know very well.

I could've been one of those kids who go to college at 14, but nooooo. I just learned to avoid work and hide my skills

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Remember title of mental math book?

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Maybe they meant that the student rushes/half asses tasks. Doing them quickly doesn't imply them being correct.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I got this, too. It was because I didn’t show my work. So I started writing out my process, and it wasn’t “how we were taught”, and got a 0 once again for it.

After that I just quit doing the work at all, and I’m sure they felt justified calling me lazy. I’m a lot of things but I’m not lazy.

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

My worst version of this was in third grade where we learned our multiplication tables. Our teacher had us all make multiplication flashcards. 1x1 up through 12x12. She then assigned us to spend a certain amount of hours practicing the flashcards, including some log and parental sign-off IIRC. A card might have "3x8" written on one side, "24" on the other. Practice and drill until you memorize them all.

Well, the problem I had was that I memorized my times tables in a fraction of the time we were required to practice. I ended up getting in trouble for not having enough practice hours - even though I was acing the quizzes we were getting. This wasn't even about showing your work, as this was a rote exercise in memorization!

But the teacher thought that it took X number of hours of practice to learn your times tables. That's what she assigned, and nothing was going to change her mind. So I sat at home pointlessly practicing the times tables I had already memorized, instead of doing something fun or even moving ahead to more advanced math concepts.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I had teachers like this. Let's just say I keep coming back to less than nice things to say about that kind of behavior.

The flash-card thing is kind of cursed anyway because multiplication is commutative, and you really don't need the cards for zero, one, and ten. If you can add anything to itself in your head, throw out the twos while we're at it. So you really only need 40-ish cards to do the job, not 144+.

or even moving ahead to more advanced math concepts.

Yeah, can't break the class up into multiple lesson plans. Gotta move with the herd.

In a just world, you'd have been bumped up a grade, moved into an advanced track, or given time in advanced sessions with other gifted students. That said, your teacher would have been responsible for making those recommendations. FWIW, I did get into those advanced sessions but only after contact with a teacher that wasn't projecting, envious, or an authoritarian blowhard about this kind of thing.

In a just world, you’d have been bumped up a grade, moved into an advanced track, or given time in advanced sessions with other gifted students. That said, your teacher would have been responsible for making those recommendations.

Oh that did end up happening eventually. I did go down that track. Ended up taking calculus freshman year of high school.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's alot of us out there that don't work like the system expects. You either know the answer or you don't, taking more time doesn't do anything for our brains.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

There’s alot of us out there that don’t work like the system expects.

But the role of the teacher is to analyze the student's behavior and provide useful coaching/advice. If your response to every critique is "Well, I'm just not constructed to operate that way" then you've squandered any value in the perspective of your mentor.

You're implying some kind of native and intractable component of your psychology. As though neither you, nor any of your classmates, should ever be expected to adapt or expand your abilities.

You either know the answer or you don’t

On multiple choice questions, maybe. Not on essays or proofs or other depth-of-knowledge questions.

If you were asked the question "How do bird's fly?" you can provide a very wide latitude of answers. Some of them are short and pithy "They flap their wings". While others are far more involved or focused on a particular area of expertise "" versus "" versus "".

But if you're in a biology class and you keep giving physics answers to the question, then turning your nose up at your teacher when they say you are missing something critical, why did you sign up for the class to begin with?

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 22 hours ago

Yeah! Once a teacher was mad at me for being too quick and when she checked to scold me, everything was correct...

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago

I know I ain't doin' much.
Doing nothing means a lot to me.

~ AC/DC Downpayment Blues

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

But was she right though?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I remember being told I needed to do homework at home and my assigned work at school. I was fast enough that I got through the assignment and started on my homework. Teacher told me to stop. I kept at it as I figured it was better than sitting around bored out of my skull. Teacher lost her shit and I got sent to the principal's office.

As a kid, this confused me. However, I kept doing it.

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

While teaching is an underpaid profession, and good teachers deserve A LOT of respect for what they do, it has to be said that many many horrible people become teachers.

I've had my fair share of these people. Would throw them off a cliff if I could lol

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

It’s probably one of the biggest reasons why almost nobody wants to become a teacher. Like a few bad teachers will sour a kid’s ambition to become a teacher.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Part of the purpose of homework is to encourage the student to revisit the assignment later in the day. Repetition of exercise develops muscles and your brain is a muscle.

That said

Teacher lost her shit

Generally best when teachers manage their own tempers, as hot heads do a poor job of gaining the trust and maintaining the attention of their students.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

I loved to read, so if I got my work or test done quickly, I had time to read while everybody else was still.workung.

I was especially good with reading tests, because I was always the best reader in my classes in elementary school. I was always the first done.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I suppose it could be a criticism of the quality of the work: i.e. you finish it quickly but it's half-arsed because you were too lazy to take the time to do it properly.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I used to sleep in my accounting class. Another student got offended and was like why doesn’t he just skip? My teacher said he comes in, gets straight As, he can take a nap if he likes.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See I use to do the same in history but I got an F. Loser

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 1 points 22 hours ago

Me in chemistry. I would sleep in class then get called on and answer correctly just to fall back asleep.

She was an awful teacher though.

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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

This used to be my mentality in regards to work for the majority of my early twenties. Turns out pretty much every job out there will give you more work to do if you are too efficient. Eventually it reaches a point where you have too much on your plate and start getting burned out fairly quickly yet you've set the bar so high that anything less than maximum efficiency is considered lazy.

My new method is to work at 50%-70% efficiency while at work and I take my time on everything I'm asked to do. I've worked my ass off for about a decade at various jobs and was only rewarded with more work. I'll save my efficiency for the things I actually care about in my life.

I have a coworker that is currently in the situation I was in five years ago. He's working late every single day and barely has any time for personal business because he worked too hard at the beginning to "climb the ladder" that he's now overworked and miserable as more things keep getting piled on top. I was talking to him the other day and he was saying that he started working on the weekends because he has so much shit he has to do.

[–] TwoTiredMice@feddit.dk 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I actually started getting more recognition when I started producing 60-70 % or less instead of 120 %. It was like management thought that, if my tasks took longer, it was probably because I was very thorough and the task was very difficult, even though the end result would be the same. If I solved a task in 1 day, instead of 5 days, they regarded the task as easy instead of me being good. The slower i worked, the more applause I got from my manager... But, he was also an idiot... But, i wouldn't be surprised if this was a pattern in other companies as well.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 4 points 21 hours ago

It’s a pattern everywhere. I purposely tell people the modeling takes me weeks. it might take me an hour, maybe.

If i come back too soon with results they expect to get it for nearly free. Nah you’re paying for 20+ years of practice.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 85 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I would also be completely confused and offended for the rest of my life if a teacher had said something like that to me

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

I was grateful that my teachers were chill with this

I'd finish my math work while the teacher was still explaining it to the class, and just start reading a book. Teacher was fine with it because I was a good student and got good grades.

Rant incoming

Although I do have one particular gripe with that teacher unrelated to any of that. Question was how far was a person in a pool from the life guard on a life guard tower. I found the hypotenuse, moved on to other questions. Got marked wrong so I brought it up to the teacher, and her explanation was that she wanted the distance from the person to the tower (the BOTTOM of the tower?????) under the logic that you wouldn't just float on up in a straight line to the life guard. First of all, the question was specifically worded as distance from person to life guard, NOT travel distance. Secondly to the BOTTOM of the life guard tower??? You wanted that value, not even the added distance of the length to the bottom of the tower and the length to climb the tower??????

If you asked me how far away a plane in the sky is from me, and I answered 5 feet, I'd look like a damn idiot.

I kind of wish I pushed her on that question harder. I kind of just thought "good lord she's out of her mind" and sat back down because it had little to no impact on my grade. But I have lived years being pissed about getting that question wrong, I simply cannot move on from it.

[–] brian@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago

don't worry random-internet-person, I just graded your answer and found that you were correct and that other person grading you was wrong.

so you know, you can move on now?

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[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got the same insult as a child. I just thought "ah she's stupid" and moved on and never thought about it until I saw this post

[–] plyth@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

A task is always only so big that the weakest child can do it. That's often not enough to learn something thoroughly.

[–] Erna_muse@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The problem is psychopaths are driven to leadership and they're not actually good at anything.

Basically their ego tells them that they're pareto people when they're really not and society can't tell the difference. Mostly they just steal labor. And they're too stupid and insecure to identify and empower the most efficient people.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 2 points 21 hours ago

Yea and these people will not shut the fuck up, either.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

You just described MAGA.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wtf does that have to do with the post

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

A teacher once said to me, for acting antisocial: "if you keep pushing people away: one day, they'll just leave you alone"

I wasn't doing it for attention. I'm very glad to be largely left alone now.

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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My first grade teacher criticized me for not cutting straight enough on some time waster paper piecing project we were doing. Sorry for not having perfect motor control, I’m 6??

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

When I was a kid, I noticed that I was consistently finishing My work early, so I asked the teacher for the next lesson's work. I wanted to speed through the entire year's coursework and finish early so I could have an extended summer.

Teacher said no, but I got My wish in the end. I got to skip an entire year of school. Didn't get any more summer, though.

When I was a child, I was told that Communism failed because it gave no incentive for people to work hard and better themselves and their society. After all, if everyone is paid the same and has a guaranteed job, why worker harder than than anyone else? As an adult, I learned the same thing applies to workers in capitalist societies. In most companies, there is little reason to do more than the bare minimum needed to keep from getting fired. Promotions never happen as companies prefer to hire externally. Real raises and bonuses don't happen; you have to move companies to get a real raise. And of course, workers don't get any direct reward for working more. The owners just pocket all the profits and tell you to work harder.

I turns out both American Capitalism and Soviet Communism wasted colossal amounts of human potential.

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[–] zigmus64@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

My HS football coach once called me the dumbest smart kid he’d ever met because I kept mixing up my assignments for each play. Highest GPA on the team…

Didn’t get my ADHD diagnosis until I was 39, lol

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