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[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Almost. Almost. Almost....

There we are...

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

tally ho what what

[–] drre@feddit.org 26 points 1 month ago
[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)... she's quite fond of it!

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.

Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I misread that as the man kneels, before the woman shat on the bed.

Some traditions never change

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

James Joyce has subscribed to your newsletter.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

The Anglo-Saxons are just low Germans after all

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Love me a good snogging while rogering.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

The fuck is rogering?

That's rodgering. Clearly annunciated, too, if you please.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well then, Bob's your uncle.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

how's that for a slice of fried gold?

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[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 18 points 1 month ago

Hold tight now

Nearly at the station

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

Now that is tickety-boo

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that's frowned upon!!!

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Shall I put the kettle on then?

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

Fancy a cuppa

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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Nudge nudge, know what I mean?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Say no more, say no more.

[–] domusaltera@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I will admit, as a brit, that my automatic reaction to being startled is "Good Lord!"... 🧐

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago

I have pinnacled! I dare say!

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

~~sex~~

Horizontal jogging

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of the old in-out, in-out.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Peepee friction pleasure

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[–] DarkerRadical@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like that involves a few paper cuts

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Married a brit can confirm

[–] blorgnis@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Now we know...

NOW WE KNOW

NOW WE KNOW!!!

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Omg... do Americans say Toosday ?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Twos-day.

Won chew free, innit?

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Wait... Is it really not just:

"Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!"

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

I'm reminded of a phenomenal interactive documentary on life in a small British town. It's called Thank Goodness You're Here.

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

You can tell this isn't real. Spiffing wasn't mentioned.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"I'm arriving",haha

That one got me.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] mech@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oi, stick it in me bum and call me King, m8!

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[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sufficient!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

drink me like a bole o waerh

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