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Below is my weekly summary/preamble, spoilered so that you can get down into the comments more easily.

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I don't think I've ever seen a ceasefire that, for weeks, is so obviously about to be broken at any given moment and yet nonetheless continues. So-called Operation Freedom may mark a resumption of hostilities, as the US seems to once again be trying an active role in attempting to take control of the Strait of Hormuz. The initial, ridiculous claim was that the US Navy would itself be escorting ships (i.e. just getting your destroyers sunk for no reason), and as expected, this was just said to try and calm markets. Nonetheless, there is reporting that other military measures may be taken against Iran soon if they continue to keep the Strait closed, so we'll see how that all goes.

US gas prices at the pump have hit close to record high numbers, and generally the average citizen is growing mightily displeased with Trump, even those in previously safe demographics. Unfortunately, this discontent is not immediately geopolitically relevant - as both parties are staffed from top to bottom with pro-war Zionists with only a small group of exceptions, and third parties will necessarily never be allowed to take power, there is no way for US public discontent to manifest itself in a change of policy. What is more likely to cause changes in policy will be grumbling from American capitalists, of which there are many factions. The fossil fuel capitalists seem perfectly content for this situation to continue indefinitely, with record profits. I imagine the financial sector is pretty nervous, but aren't currently demanding Trump cease fire - same for the tech industry which has now been engulfed in AI, as the bubble seems to be close to, but not quite, popping. Smaller businesses and agriculture are perhaps the most likely to be crying uncle, but may have limited representation.

Going back to Western Asia, the situation from last week has remained broadly the same. The Zionist tactic in Southern Lebanon appears to essentially be "If we can't occupy this land, then you won't be able to, either," as they are doing their utmost to physically destroy as many towns and villages on the border as possible. Hezbollah's success at keeping Zionist territorial gains fairly minimal, and the growing onslaught of not only anti-tank guided missiles but also FPV drones causing chaos where the Zionists attempt to hold and advance, have, I believe, partially contributed to Iran not pushing the issue of a comprehensive ceasefire in Lebanon so far as to cause them to feel the need to resume fire on the occupied territories.

The US blockade has truly been a mixed affair. While it's obviously quite leaky and many Iranian ships are getting through, Naked Capitalism and others have pointed out that it's not just Iranian ships that are transporting goods, and that there are ~70 Chinese ships with Iranian oil that are much less willing to risk running the blockade. But, once again, the success of the blockade isn't all that relevant. Iran has experienced periods of a couple years straight without meaningful oil exports and survived, and their extensive land borders make a true siege impossible - goods can and are still pouring into the country, and with Pakistan recently allowing Iranian exports through their border, as well as the Caspian Sea in the north and Iran's railway link to China, Iranian exports can still leave just fine. Another interesting indication is that China's government has ordered Chinese businesses to ignore US sanctions against Iranian oil, so we'll see how that develops. And while the issue of maintaining sufficient public cohesion in the wake of economic suffering is a potential long term problem, we haven't yet seen any meaningful scenes of public discontent inside Iran. Internal unity appears to be staying at record levels in the face of total war.

Even being as careful as possible to check my own biases, it's difficult for me to form any other conclusion other than that Iran is winning, and people like Armchair Warlord have even pointed out that American tactical victories have been pretty minimal so far.


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https://t.me/gonzowarr ~ A big Russian commentator.
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https://t.me/epoddubny ~ Russian language.
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[–] Tervell@hexbear.net 24 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

https://xcancel.com/Forbes/status/2051726930727342528   https://archive.ph/dIYxL

Nearly 80% of U.S. hoteliers in 11 World Cup host cities say bookings are tracking below original forecasts, with some describing the tournament as a “non-event,” according to an American Hotel & Lodging Association (AHLA) survey of members released Monday.

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 21 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I wonder if it's ICE or the TSA or cost of living or cost of travel or the oil crisis that are to blame...oh wait it's all of these! Obviously.

Who woulda thunk that a mass event is not gonna work super well if the masses are too fucking poor to attend.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 10 points 54 minutes ago

Plus the fact that Americans don't care about soccer so you're not gonna get much attendance from the local population either.

As such, the main audience for this event is all abroad, and too poor or afraid to go there.

[–] Tervell@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

European arms stockpiles doing excellently! https://xcancel.com/Jonpy99/status/2051726963035807809

Here's the rough, superficial research I did today about the remaining stocks of armor in the hands of private defense companies just in Europe.

Some more AFVs I either didn't find or were sold by private individuals, but maybe 20 pieces at most overall. IMVs or MRAPs are almost nonexistant, but nonetheless equipment such as HMMWVs weren't counted. Some may also be surprised about odd choices such as Ferrets, OT-64s or BRDM-2s. I just included those as it is known some Ukrainian TDF brigades use (or at least used them in the past) because volunteers bought, overhauled and donated them. Most stocks are almost completely depleted. You can see it when it comes to things such as T-72s or BMPs: there's barely any piece left. Over the last few years Ukraine or NGOs have mostly bought them for the army.

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And clearly things are still being bought, such as Warthogs which until very recently were available in big quantities. This isn't a complete list, like I said in the beginning. There are many companies which don't disclose their stockpiles. OIP Land Systems has become (in)famous, but it's one such example. We only know what they have left because of journalists that looked into their warehouse. Based on their website, they should still have some Leo 1s and M113/AIFVs, plus 23 Gepards, but we don't know for sure. Many other big defense companies such as Excalibur Army and STV group with Soviet AFVs, Military Vehicle Solutions with CVRTs, possibly Flensburger Fahrzeugbau with German-made armor, etc. also are unknowns, tho we can see on Google Earth that they still have some stuff left. But most of the times, we can see that lately their stockpiles have thinned out a lot, for obvious reasons.

Some of the stuff still stored is also probably already charted for Ukraine in one way or another, such as those 96 Leopard 1s from the Swiss company RUAG bought back by Rheinmetall in 2024 which will probably be as the basis for Skyranger SPAAGs. In the end, most of what remains are diverse types of CVRTs that the UK is still slowly phasing out and uparmored logistics vehicles such as BV-206s. All in all, what I want to point out with this small thread is that the private stock of heavy equipment in Europe have dried out as a way to resupply Ukraine, and the official govt stocks are for the most part looking the same. It's mostly just old Soviet crap that's left, but a lot of it won't be given to Ukraine in the foreseeable future. Which explains apparently unreasonable things such as the restarted BMP-1 production line by SVT Group in the Czech Republic. Old armor is still a huge part of the Ukrainian fleet, and you need to keep it running somehow.

As usual, I didn't bother talking about trucks because meh. But even the companies and places that used to stored military trucks have been emptied out. And that's it for now!

Heh, just in time regarding the depleted govt military stocks: https://xcancel.com/NichoConcu/status/2051727452762755495

Ive been shared some satellite imagery of the Lenta military graveyard in Italy. Although I cannot share the images, I can say that most of what we saw previously and documented being there has likely been sent to Ukraine. What remains mainly is Italian Army prototypes. There is a few B1 Centauro’s still there, but these will likely also be transferred in the near future. The M113’s and derivatives which were stored outside which we saw months back are no longer there. Now there very well may still be some vehicles hidden in the buildings. However for now, we cannot confirm or deny if that is still the case.

https://xcancel.com/JustTheChuck2/status/2051754163915104342

It feels that Europe is mostly drained of armored vehicles. Not sure if any country outside of Europe would be willing to sell anything given how world is turning for worse, and it's mostly free-for-all political climate in many parts of the world.

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Gotta pay US arms manufacturers out the nose for the promise of missiles in ten years, unless the US happens to need the production for some war or another! But when does the US ever start a war?!

[–] Tervell@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

how's the Ukrainian campaign against Russian oil going? https://archive.ph/Oohjj

Ukraine has lost part of gas production due to Russian strikes

Naftogaz Group, Ukraine's largest national oil and gas company, has to import additional gas volumes following a large-scale combined Russian attack on its gas production facilities on 5 May.

Serhii Koretskyi, CEO of Naftogaz of Ukraine, during the national joint 24/7 newscast, as reported by Interfax-Ukraine, a Ukrainian news agency: "Sadly, ballistic missiles have caused severe damage… There have certainly been gas losses. Of course, we will make up for them and restore production. We will rebuild everything and do everything necessary. We will compensate for temporary losses in domestic production with imported volumes, as we did last year."

Koretskyi said that since the beginning of 2026, Russia has carried out 107 large-scale combined attacks on Naftogaz Group facilities, mostly gas production sites. The latest attacks have continued for five days in a row. He also reported that Naftogaz will soon restore gas supply to consumers left without supplies as a result of the attack. Media reports say 3,500 consumers are without gas. Koretskyi also expressed his condolences over the deaths of three Naftogaz employees and two State Emergency Service (SES) workers who were killed in the attack. After the all-clear was sounded, they returned to the facility to deal with the aftermath of the attack, but Russia launched a second strike using ballistic missiles. He said most of those injured are in hospital, although some have already been discharged.

two can play at that game, as it turns out

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 27 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

amerikkka Nationwide USA Gas Prices: 5/6

Gasoline up 5 cent today. Diesel up 2 kitsuragi-dance

Gas is less than 50 cents from its all time high, diesel only 14 cents away dubois-dance

Gasoline $4.536

Yesterday Avg. $4.483

February 26 (Pre War) $ $2.983

Current Gas Record: $5.016 on 6/14/22

Diesel $5.674

Yesterday Avg. $5.659

February 26 (Pre War) $3.720

Current Diesel Record: $5.816 on 6/19/22

This is the ninth day in a row of a new wartime high so-far

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 9 minutes ago

Every day I’m further vindicated in my recent purchase of an e-bike. I ride by gas stations and think to myself “wow, that must suck right now.” Meanwhile I haven’t filled up my tank in over two weeks.

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 17 points 5 hours ago

Gas going up five cents in a day is kinda crazy. I don't see how they sustain this once it starts hitting records, which is like a month from now at most

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 26 points 8 hours ago

Riding Solo In The Clown Car - Danish Fascists Loose Yet Another MP

Barely a month after the 2026 general election, the fascist Citizens' Party has now hemorrhaged three of its four Members of Parliament, plunging the Nordic hermit kingdom's newest extremist movement into a farcical record time collapse.

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Nadja Natalie Isaksen, the party's immigration policy spokesperson, announced her departure on Sunday, telling local media that the party was not what she had "hoped for and fought for" and that she didn't feel she had "the right conditions" to continue her political work within its ranks or to develop politically . Isaksen, who was previously only known for claiming that Danish-Afghan MP Samira Nawa from the centre-right Radical Left party was not truly Danish and postulating that there are genetic requirements to national identity, will have limited options for continuing her work in another of the tiny nation's crowded field of extremist movements . All right-wing parties have ruled out the possibility of her joining them. Although the Danish political elite maintains a racist baseline, Isaksen's open biological racism appears to be a step too far even for them .

When the party entered the tiny nation's rubber-stamp parliament a little over a month ago, party leader Lars Boje Mathiesen gloated over the commentators and journalists who had dismissed the party as a "clown car" and didn't think they had a chance. That triumphalism seems premature in retrospect.

Isaksen is the third of four MPs to abandon the party that entered parliament at the March 24 election. Jacob Harris was kicked out of the party after it was revealed that he and his wife had engaged in fraudulent practices regarding a now-bankrupt construction company, with a bankruptcy trustee recommending the couple for bankruptcy disqualification and police placing them under investigation for siphoning huge sums fun the company to spend on luxury consumption. As art of the candidate vetting process, Harris had signed a sworn statement declaring he was not involved in financial crime, which party leader Mathiesen displayed to the press before retreating to his office when confronted with uncomfortable questions .

Emilie Schytte left the party citing lack of leadership transparency and disaffection with Mathiesen's absolutist leadership style, accusing the party of being "a pyramid scheme of hypocrisy and absolutism". She also protested the overt racism of Rasmus Munch Søndergaard, the self-declared "race realist" who had written the party's immigration policy and the sexism of party secretary Asher Garde who had claimed publicly that younger female MP's had only been elected for their "sexual market value". Schytte herself has come under scrutiny for lying on her CV, claiming she taught artificial intelligence at Roskilde University for two years when the institution confirmed she worked as a teaching assistant for just three months. Serious questions have also been raised whether she fulfills the residency requirements to be eligible to stand for election in the first place, given reports of her maintaining an apartment in Sweden, though authorities ultimately cleared her . 

The loss of three out of four MPs is not the only bad story the embattled fascist party has seen since entering parliament, running on a platform of racism,  "drain the swamp"-style faux populism and grievances over car taxes. After the party was pressured to publish its previously secret bylaws in the wake of Schytte's exit, it was revealed that party leader Lars Boje Mathiesen cannot be deposed for the next four years and receives the highest salary from his party out of all party leaders, an additional DKK 60,000 per month on top of his MP salary, bringing his annual compensation to over DKK 1.6 million . 

This is Mathiesen's third involvement in party politics that ends in chaos. He was previously kicked out of the now-defunct New Right party just a month after being elected party leader in February 2023 due to excessive demands for remuneration and attempts to transfer party funds to his personal accounts . Before that, as a local councillor in Aarhus, he stormed out of the far-right libertarian Liberal Alliance in anger after being passed over for a national nomination, complaining there was "no free competition" in the party.

Lars Boje Mathiesen is now the only MP for the Citizens' Party. The clown car has turned into a unicycle.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 42 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

NYT update - Asked about President Trump’s social media post announcing that he was pausing the U.S. mission to escort commercial vessels through the Strait of Hormuz, a spokesman for U.S. Central Command referred questions to the White House.

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 23 points 9 hours ago

Spiderman points dot mpeg

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 33 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

Breaking News: Senate Republicans proposed $1 billion for security measures around President Trump’s ballroom project in an immigration bill.

from new york crimes, genuine lmayo, best roi on not stopping the plot(tm) ever

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A comment

Trump said the ballroom would be privately funded. A federal judge froze construction. He ruled the project required congressional approval. Senate Republicans just inserted $1 billion for East Wing security into a $70 billion immigration bill. The bill says the money can only be spent on fencing, Secret Service work, and security infrastructure. Not the ballroom itself.

But the bill funds security work "relating to the East Wing Modernization Project." That language gives the whole project congressional approval. The judge's freeze ends. Construction proceeds with the ballroom included. Now everyone knows.

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You know, often I wonder how the fuck the nobles in France and Russia were stupid and arrogant enough to push conditions where fucking peasants took up arms.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 25 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Not to defend the Tsar's taste or anything, but at least the winter palace was made of actually precious and expensive shit. You just know Trump's ballroom will be all covered in cheap, chintzy stuff.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 15 points 9 hours ago

It'll be stuff that is worth like $50, but sold for $10,000 for sure.

[–] RobnHood@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

What do you even do with that much money? I mean I get that most of it is graft, but they still have to actually use a decent chunk of it and only on security. Are they gonna cover every square centimeter in gold plated security cameras?

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 3 points 53 minutes ago

The bunker is almost certainly included in “security”

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

Maybe they will hire actual guards this time?

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago

They're gonna build that robot from RoboCop but for real with real bullets and stuff

[–] SickSemper@hexbear.net 35 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

First operation of the day announced by Hezbollah

https://t.me/mmirleb/15791

[–] AlHouthi4President@lemmy.ml 61 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

https://t.me/almayadeenenglish/20913

Israeli media reported on behind-the-scenes coordination between the United States and "Israel", following an unusual meeting between US Ambassador to "Israel" Mike Huckabee and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in occupied al-Quds.

According to Israeli Kan news, the United Arab Emirates is no longer satisfied with condemnations and is exerting pressure on the United States to strike Iran, arguing that Tehran should be "punished" over the alleged missile launches, although Iran has denied them.

In more detail, "Israel’s" ambassador to the UAE, Yossi Shelley, spoke with a senior official in Abu Dhabi, who told him that they must "make the American administration act," adding that "it is impossible to be tolerant toward the Iranian regime in any form; they must be punished."

The United States, however, has maintained ambiguity over the content of the discussions, stating, "As a matter of policy, we do not comment on private diplomatic conversations."

Lets understand the series of events.

Zionist entity deploys personel and materiel to UAE -> Iran fires missiles at US navy in retaliation for escalation -> energy infrastructure starts blowing up in UAE -> Iran denies attacking UAE -> UAE loudly demands US return to bombing Iran.

Imagine letting another country carry out a false flag on your own soil, against your most important source of revenue, and you play your theatrical part demanding a war that will end you

Further evidence the UAE has about as much sovereignty as my cat 🐈 fake country

[–] jack@hexbear.net 66 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Further evidence the UAE has about as much sovereignty as my cat 🐈

There is no fucking way your cat takes orders as well as the UAE

[–] AlHouthi4President@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 hours ago

LOL 😆 I yelled when I read this

[–] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Cats are true Multipolarity enjoyers, they'd gladly start selling oil in RMB if that got them more snacks.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 41 points 14 hours ago

RMB (Roasted Mackeral Bites)

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Announcement of operation "Project Freedom" pushed down the oil futures prices, announcement that "Project Freedom" will be paused (because it failed) further pushes down the oil futures prices by ~2%.

Based on the request of Pakistan and other Countries, the tremendous Military Success that we have had during the Campaign against the Country of Iran and, additionally, the fact that Great Progress has been made toward a Complete and Final Agreement with Representatives of Iran, we have mutually agreed that, while the Blockade will remain in full force and effect, Project Freedom (The Movement of Ships through the Strait of Hormuz) will be paused for a short period of time to see whether or not the Agreement can be finalized and signed. President DONALD J. TRUMP

[–] Tervell@hexbear.net 62 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

https://xcancel.com/MenchOsint/status/2051645775071826142

Hegseth: Soon we will hand responsibility of strait to the world

Sounds more like an admission of failure. "We ignited a fire, failed to extinguish it, now good luck guys"

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 41 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

rolling up to the strait of hormuz and messaging the work slack asking "who closed last night?"

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 36 points 15 hours ago

that's how i broke the news about me quitting to my coworkers at my last job

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 36 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

When you realize that the paper bag full of poop you just set on fire is on your own porch, so you proceed to pretend it wasn't you and hope someone else ends up cleaning it up.

[–] Lemmyglad@hexbear.net 13 points 11 hours ago

Still step on it, for appearances.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 61 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Guardian update - Rubio says the US is working to get ships through the strait of Hormuz as a “favour to the world because we’re the only ones that can”. He says ships that are currently stranded are holding goods that are essential for the people of other countries, including fuel, fertiliser and humanitarian aid.

"It’s their ships that are stranded. Not ours."

He adds that the US is stepping up because “we’re the only ones that can project power in that part of the world”.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 45 points 15 hours ago

The US: unilaterally takes action that results in the Strait of Hormuz being closed

The US: "Have you even said thank you once?" jaby-vance

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 52 points 16 hours ago

Severely downplaying the fact that the US is the only reason ships are stranded there

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 39 points 16 hours ago

Haven't you forgotten someone there, Rubio?

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