My theory is that both sides know exactly what they agreed to, which is a variant of Iran's ten demands or whatever. What the Epstein Axis is banking on is that Iran pulls a 2024 Hezbollah and keeps adhering to the ceasefire while the US and Israel keep breaking it. Iran were happy to sign this agreement quickly because it gave them some very favourable terms, but the problem is that US and Israel obviously don't fucking care about this ceasefire, they only offered it to dupe Iran into signing something that restrains their ability to respond for a while.
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This was probably the worst day of the war for us Lebanese. The scenes in Beirut today are just brutal, and it's even worse in Sour and the rest of the abandoned South. Our government is nothing more than a Zionist tool against the Shia of Lebanon, and I can't help but feeling backstabbed by the shortsightedness and naivety of Iranian negotiators. What is the value of a ceasefire that doesn't lift the burden of the most vulnerable and wartorn part of the Axis of Resistance? God help us
Iranian TV just announced it
Iran's political leadership is a collection of dumbasses, why the fuck would you commit to a simple ceasefire + negotiations with the Great Satan
Gonna doom a little bit before I log off for the day.
I'm like 90% sure that the reformist losers in Iran fumbled the ceasefire. My prediction is a complete ceasefire without addressing any of the big sticking points. Hormuz will be reopened as normal with no Iranian control, US bases in the Gulf won't be addressed, no sanctions relief and no permanent end of US-Israeli aggression.
This is why gambling is haram
Nothing would lift my spirits more than an Iraqi operation against traitor Kuwait. That and an Iranian operation to destroy the King Fahd bridge between Saudi and Bahrain.
Quick vibes analysis of Resistance channels:
A deal is closer than ever
Edit: I'm at 75% confidence now, the mood is turning gloomy there
Every single logical argument says that use of a nuclear weapon is farfetched if not outright impossible right now. One thing worries me a lot though, I absolutely believe that Trump's demented brain wants him to drop a nuke just so that he gets remembered as the guy who dropped the first nuke in 80 years.
As a certified father © and perhaps the only sex haver © here, I feel some kind of fatherly responsibility for this thread. So yes, you will get your little ranking treat ❤️
Dude I've been trying to name like 4 people with a positive-ish role but I can't, but the names of like 20 cucks instantly pops up in my mind. I will dedicate some brainpower to this tomorrow if I have time, but it seems more challenging than the usual Zelensky and Putin shenanigans. Seeing what the Iranians are accomplishing, Putin and the Russians deserve a new position of ultra-cuckedness for the way they fight their endless war.
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On December 8th 2024, I remember talking with the Syrian side of my family and telling them that Syria died for me now that it was ruled by jihadist zionists. Today, April 14th 2026, my 2nd half, Lebanon, died as well. I see nothing for me in a country that chose Israeli occupation and humiliation over its own people.