Dude I've been trying to name like 4 people with a positive-ish role but I can't, but the names of like 20 cucks instantly pops up in my mind. I will dedicate some brainpower to this tomorrow if I have time, but it seems more challenging than the usual Zelensky and Putin shenanigans. Seeing what the Iranians are accomplishing, Putin and the Russians deserve a new position of ultra-cuckedness for the way they fight their endless war.
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I have been summoned!
The concept mostly died out tbh, but the ongoing events kinda warrants a one-time comeback. But yeah, life kinda took over like the others said. Young son and family always gets stuck in some incredibly tough situations in Lebanon. This is very far down in the thread so no one will notice, but my wife is actually pregnant with our 2nd child, who will be born sometime in September if all goes well inshallah. A father of two kids can't go around shitposting under the name LargePenis, so I expect my hexbear career to continue its slow death until it finally dies one day.
It's because of a segment that aired this morning. Iraqi analyst Liqaa Makki called for the targeting of fuel and electrical infrastructure in Tehran in order to transfer the pain of the war from the military establishment to the population of Iran and make a revolt more possible.
Reports are circulating about Iran trying to hit Diego Garcia with missiles. I guess they used a modified Khorramshahr missile, because there was talk on resistance twitter a few days ago about a Khorramshahr variant with 4000 km range. Diego Garcia is situated around 3800 km from the closest point in Southern Iran, so the math mostly checks out. Very interesting development even if the strike was reportedly not successful, because this means that Iran's ballistic missiles can reach as far as Amsterdam. I imagine that the Euros are frightened right now, we'll see a Khorramshahr slam into Tallinn if the Baltic freaks start acting up as usual.
This is how Azerbaijan gets dragged into this war. I wouldn't be surprised if oil and gas infrastructure in Azerbaijan is the next target on Iran's list.
Quick and effective response by Iran to the strikes on gas infrastructure in Iran. Total meltdown on Gulf twitter right now. This is what happens when you let your land and air be used by the Epsteinists against Iran.
I have felt paralysed since I read the news this morning. Khamenei didn't hurt this much because he pretty much gave as much as he could give and died as a martyr at 86 years old. But Ali Larijani had so much left, it's just painful. May Allah grant us strength and steadfastness.
Another hero leaves us. This affected me almost as much as Nasrallah did.
إنا لله وإنا إليه راجعون
I'm genuinely shocked by Hezbollah's readiness for this war. Hezbollah recovering so well from the tragedies of September-October 2024 means either a wider Israeli invasion of Lebanon again, which I don't really think is happening if the war ends anytime soon. The other scenario which I'm convinced will actually happen is an inevitable Syrian-Hezbollah confrontation along the Bekaa-Syria line. The new zionist Syrian leadership was under an impression that Hezbollah was completely finished, but now the tension can suddenly be felt again.
On a different note, here's a rough estimate of successful drone vs missile strikes by Iran on the UAE, posted by Ali BK on the bird app.
Air defence seems completely cooked lmao
I guess it's the most Shia thing they could've done. Almost every political-spiritual Shia leadership role has resulted in some kind of dynastic rule in the end from the start of the Shia Imamate after the death of the Prophet, to the Fatimid caliphate, to the Zaydi Imamate, to the Aga Khani Ismaili dynasty, and now it's only logical that it continues 1400 years later.
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