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Time to get the crabs ready????

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[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Pray for the critical condition. inshallah

shame it's only now

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

AMERICAS MAYOR RUDY GIULINI IS DYING??? WHAT ABOUT 9/11????

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Posting crabs is crabs-in-a-bucket mentality. Will not be participating as an expression of my outside-the-bucket thinking.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Instead, I will be straight up posting daily death threats.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Broke: my crabs are ready bloomer

Woke: if this illness doesn't kill him I will hexbear-shining

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

Oh no, not Rudy Giuliani! Not the guy who excitedly told people about how sanctions on Iran were working, using people begging for food and having to sell their organs as evidence! Not that lovable goof!

https://x.com/MintPressNews/status/1575843136798347265

https://xcancel.com/MintPressNews/status/1575843136798347265

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

I’m feeling crabby

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The rudy giuliani who married his cousin or a different rudy giuliani?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] slowmolaggins@thelemmy.club 35 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

We do ask that you join us in prayer for America's Mayor -- Rudy Giuliani

I'm praying that prayers for his health are disregarded.

[–] LeonTreatsky@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Let us pray that the illness is brief.

[–] facow@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Praying for a speedy resolution

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Satan please help us in our time of need

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 10 hours ago

Hush! His foot soldier has done enough damage.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

We do ask that you join us in prayer for America's Mayor -- Rudy Giuliani

Nah

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 1 points 34 minutes ago

picard-pointing Belay those prayers

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 11 points 10 hours ago
[–] abc@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Source tells me Rudy is stable.

Please god.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 2 points 51 minutes ago

Heartbeat is nice and flat

timmy-pray

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

The fuck does "critical but stable" mean? Anyway, it sucks he was ever alive in the first place, but at least he'll be dead soon.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Things are bad but not immediately getting worse

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

Just like Charlie

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Someone else already used their words to explain it like a decent person.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 9 hours ago

I saw it. This clarified it for me.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 points 11 hours ago

With each one he takes Death liberates us all

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

Crabs out ?????

[–] SirSmoothAES@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Only two years older than Trump by the way.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

Just a fuckin kid

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 11 hours ago

Gonna need 500 ccs of adrenochrome stat!