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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Dominance? Buddy I just want a fry calm down.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

If I can't eat off your plate then do you even like me enough to be dating me?

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I would not love you if you were a worm either

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Leave hair ties in the bathroom and living room to establish territory.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hair ties? Why not just piss on the furniture?

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Piss is easier to clean up.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Leave hair ties in each room so she has one less excuse.

[–] texture@lemmy.world -5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

the first one is hot, the second one is a red flag

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 106 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I don't know where this gender war crap comes from. I always dated people that I liked and wanted to be around. It was even fun sometimes.

This sounds like an updated variant of "I hate my wife" boomer humor.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Woman makes joke at expense of men.

Everyone: "Yas gurl slay."

Man responds with joke at expense of women.

Also everyone: "Omg, misogyny! Quit it with this gender war bs!"

It's a gender war whenever a man says something dumb, but when a woman says anything misandristic then all of a sudden "there is no gender war, wdym"

I'm tired, boss.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

More and more men are getting sick and tired of women who think they are behaving like other men, but who are actually just being colossal assholes.

And if we were to hold them to the same degree of accountability as men are, they have total meltdowns. The “who hurt you?” being exhibit № 1 of someone facing the discomfort of true accountability, and desperately trying to deflect and distract from it.

Healthy boundaries can be deeply offensive to the privileged.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's funny how many of these comments are complaining about what the guy said, while conveniently ignoring that the woman posted first and he's just clapping back.

How does it go, don't dish out what you can't handle having dished back?

If we deconstruct the process, it looks something like this:

  1. Some guys act like colossal assholes

  2. Guys who call them out get ridiculed as "nice guys."

  3. Colossal assholes get all the attention.

  4. Women generalize "colossal assholes" as "men."

  5. Guys who say "not all men" get ridiculed and called "redpilled incel chud."

  6. Keyboard pseudo-feminist influencers confuse "smash the patriarchy" with "be the patriarchy" ("gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, slay gurl slay").

  7. Women get duped into thinking pseudo-feminism is real feminism, and begin acting like the colossal assholes that they initially criticized.

  8. Guys call out this behavior, and women go "OMG! History! Oppression! Women are subjugated by the patriarchy grbhrhbrhh!" Or "Men deserve to be treated like shit because women have been treated like shit by men!" And "LOL 'not all men' LOSER stop mansplaining!!1!1!1!!" Oh and don't forget "Your feelings/problems don't matter because you're a man, so suck it up buttercup, be a Real Man™!!!" (Literally promoting toxic masculinity, the opposite of feminism).

  9. Some guys get sick of this treatment, give up on trying, commiserate with other guys with similar experiences, and everyone takes this as confirmation bias that they were always misogynists and deserve all the ridicule and scorn that they're loaded with.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 minutes ago

Can’t argue with a single point.

The main downside is that № 9 is a gateway to the redpill “manosphere”, which if they enter into incel communities this can go very bad for their mental health and interpersonal relationships.

It’s why I have always pushed people like this to the MGTOW communities, which are all about camaraderie, self-improvement, setting healthy boundaries, and cultivating intrinsic (internal) motivation such that companionship of any kind switches from a psychological necessity to a value-added prospect, where the man can trivially walk away if the value just isn’t there.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. The long way of saying there is a double standard.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Yes, but if I just say "there's a double standard" then people go "nuh uh! quit it with this fake gender war bs."

[–] texture@lemmy.world -4 points 6 hours ago

who hurt you?

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

A lot of lemmings are pretty much what Republicans imagine liberals are.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Do you fucking idiots know what a joke is?

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

i thought i knew but I guess "funny" isn't part of it

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 27 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Establish dominance by tying me up and whipping me raw. Fuck off with this weak ass passive aggressive bullshit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Eating off my plate is a good way to lose a hand.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

found the badass

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I would have thought you'd be eating out of a bowl. :P

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (15 children)

I know it's a total cliché, but I'm so glad I was lucky enough to exit the dating world in the early 2010s

Shit seems baad

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