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This roach shit on this other roach. I saw it happen but didn't get video. I'm sorry.

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Bombin's cockroaches, hell yeah!

How are the babies doing?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

No babies yet! I'll be sure to update when they arrive - and I noticed I actually have 2 expecting mothers instead of just one!

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Rather see this than the fucking ticks from earlier today.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ew, there were ticks?

I do have one in a small jar of alcohol, but that's not a thing I typically do; I just pulled one off my dog and disposed of it that way.

[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah there was a post of couple ticks really up close. Totally skeeved me out. Last week I pulled one off my dog on every walk we took. Found a couple just crawling around my computer desk for the first time ever. This season has been horrible in my area. I'm totally over ticks.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah they suck. About a decade ago, I got alpha gal from a tick bite. Found out because my weekly steak turned my intestinal system into a sock full of gravel. Took several months, but I got over it.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

NGL, I think alpha gal allergy is a force for good in the world. Climate change is increasing the range of the lone star tick. Humanity is paying the price for their hubris. I hope everyone becomes allergic to meat and we stop killing the animals.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Yeah I mean, I get it. I like meat, but I also hate the factory farm conditions and all the animal abuse that comes along with it. I prefer wild game.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm not afraid of them. I just dislike them.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sorry, lol was gonna spam them then realized the fediverse is too small.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this macrophotography? Or is that roach 3 feet long?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Roaches are, technically, 3 feet long. And two feet wide.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But seriously, this one is about.. 60mm? Somewhere in there. About 2.3 inches.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's…that's nightmare fuel.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They give birth to up to 30 live babies at a time every 2 months up to 3 times a year, and they're fully sexually mature in 6 months. Imagine how many I'll have soon!

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah. And they go "SSSS!"