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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Stolen high school valor.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you're laughing? the idf just lost a decorated general and you're laughing?

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn, it's a shame when young life is snuffed out too soon. Maybe don't go killing children if you don't want your young fed to the murder machine in retaliation.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't even call it retaliation, he was in Lebanon, that's just straight up self defense.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago

Genocidal warmongerers hate this one simple trick

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Safely delivered along with the diploma.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Call me magna the way I cum laude

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

jacked just in time

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Average DEI high school diploma

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

May many more Zionazis follow his example. They can all have PHDs for it, I wouldn't mind.

[–] VComrade@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

19 and still in high-school? Do they start school later in life or something?

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

You can either graduate at 18 or you can become a Sergent Major by 19 but you can't do both

[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have no idea about the hellstate, but in many european countries, you finish highschool at 19. 12 grades, from age 7 to 19. Could be a similar setup

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

I'm America we start a bit earlier. Still 12 grades, but kindergarten starts when you're 5 or 6, so most people graduate at 18.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Maybe he got held back a few grades…

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Skill issue

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Play invasion games, win invasion prizes

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Netanyahu literally promised no ceasefire in Lebanon (or at least rejected the 'both sides ceasefire' (yes, he literally mentioned that because it was necessary for Iran to state that as a requirement)), and the Israeli people themselves were protesting against the ceasefire

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Sucks to suck

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

At least most participation trophies are given to kids who can do the basic task. Just look at the sky. It's literally up, bozo. One direction to look.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago