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[โ€“] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Mistakes, mostly.

[โ€“] mub@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Mostly just a mess.

[โ€“] huquad@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

I make small fortunes. Its really quite easy. You see, I start with a large fortune...

[โ€“] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This IMG_20220330_013939_679_122346

Among a lot of other things.

[โ€“] orenj@leminal.space 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh I like your little tea goblin

[โ€“] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Incredible, is it glass?

[โ€“] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[โ€“] iByteABit@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

That's very nice, beautiful designs!

[โ€“] mr_account@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

My comments are usually dumb, but those look damn good. Nice job ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] _deleted_@aussie.zone 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's pretty sicknasty, what a cool thing to make

[โ€“] _deleted_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

ow my pubes

[โ€“] gazter@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

Half finished projects.

[โ€“] TheDoctorDonna@piefed.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I am apparently too stupid to attach pictures but I make all my own bread, buns, cookies, and sometimes muffins. I also need to learn cinnamon buns and tortillas but I'm terrible at rolling things out so those AI don't make so much.

[โ€“] CordialCephalopod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Teeth. Lots of teeth. Like 30-40 a day. Sometimes the teeth don't turn out right. I turn those into jewelry. Sometimes I forget to take them out of my pockets at the laundromat and I have to explain to the lovely Vietnamese couple why there are teeth in their machines. Sometimes I give them to friends, sometimes to strangers. One time I even gave a tooth a pair of titties!

[โ€“] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lot of programs/scripts only I would ever use. I still make the source code public for them anyway in case someone is actually looking for a program like mine.

[โ€“] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Mind sharing, or is it too much personal info? I dabble in programming every few years, love seeing others' projects.

[โ€“] Apeman42@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Poor decisions.

[โ€“] mr_account@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Stupid comments

[โ€“] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I make little adventures for my friends to suffer through

[โ€“] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 11 hours ago

No, just a Pathfinder GM. I do have a Caine-do attitude though! (The automaton PC has recently grown a vestigal tongue from their encounter with a symbiotic fungal nightmare swamp representative of their desire to assert themselves as an individual, I hope they love it <3)

[โ€“] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Men angry.

Literally as I wrote this comment, I got an angry reply from a man hahahaha

[โ€“] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Big rocks into little rocks

[โ€“] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Horrifyingly, name checks out.

Strongest butt cheeks east of the Mississippi!

In reality, I'm simply a geologist

[โ€“] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I don't use make I use msbuild /s

[โ€“] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] ODuffer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] Vanth@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago

Piss, poop, farts, and burps.

[โ€“] KingGordon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Apeman42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Sweet cherry pie?

[โ€“] tonyn@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

my body is a machine that operates a machine that turns plastic into mostly scrap plastic.

Bad music and decent food

[โ€“] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Lots of anxiety and depression, probably.

[โ€“] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Problems for myself

[โ€“] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill this account.

[โ€“] Naich@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago

Beer, motorcycles, and bird boxes.