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I take great pleasure in forcing drivers to stop for me when I don't have the light. I stare them dead in the eyes till they come to a total stop then give them a tip of the hat and keep on my way.
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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get absolutely ampelfrau'd
I hope you have a home among the gum trees.
When I'm in my construction worker costume I get a huge confidence buff for jaywalking. Look directly at the driver as I hop off the curb because the sandwich place is in between both crosswalks.
Signals and bike lanes are for the benefit of the motorists.
My partner mad at me for walking to the edge of the first lane of traffic in the middle of the block and staring down oncoming traffic
rock paper scissors but it's pedestriancel rightofwaychad sigmamobile
you mean anywhere can be a crosswalk?
yeah but if you go early, you don't get to hear the pumping rhythm of the walk signal
Worst thing a motorist can do is kill me.