Those house centipedes have low standards. Sock with sandals? Really?
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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I know! They don't even have toe thongs on those things. Terrible.
agh those are the worst centipedes
They look nice if you take the time to look them at in the eyes.
Brother I'm not tryna intimately look centipedes in the eyes
It makes me confused
As a centipede phobiaist (I looked up the name of the phobia but it is showed me a fucking picture so I had to back out fast) I agree.
Many years ago I was out in the woods camping with friends. One night we got woken up by terrified screams from the other tent. We threw ourselves out to see wtf was happening. Turns out there was a big ass centipede in the tent with the guys, and they were just tumbling over each other like panicking clothes in washing machine, trying to smack the centipede with whatever they could get their hands on. It was funny to watch the tent rock back and forth with screams coming from the inside.
Some years before that, I was out at sea, snorkeling with a friend. I saw a gorgeous, huge, sea urchin shell at the bottom, so I dived down to grab it. A fucking centipede launched itself out of the sea urchin shell and swam past my head and up to the surface. That day I learned some centipedes live in the sea. That was not funny. That was absolutely terrifying. I did scream like a little bitch.
Chilopodophobia, it seems :)
Are people who like them centipedophiles?
Chilopiiophobia
Same. I can handle bugs but not the ones that want to pretend they are your eyelashes
My house is full of these lil' guys. They're chill, but they don't like it when I try to pet them.